What are you not understanding? The market doesn’t give one fuck about anything
Mavnas on
Luckily I’m long oil but yeah… it’s so weird seeing my portfolio value change by less than $100 despite pretty much all the components having moved more than that.
AcademicStandard3701 on
Awww yes theta haven’t used it since yesterday.
PixelPirates420 on
But but but but
The-Bloody9 on
Anyone being confident in either direction at the moment is delusional. The entire market is at the mercy of a dementia patient.
It’s simple: everything will cost more so companies will make more money.
TheMostAverageDude on
Oh no. I sold my puts on open. Sold calls at close. I’m set up for the bol trap. Have fun regards
cadentoob on
All of my puts were on Tesla so checkmate bulls
pancoste on
>> oil trading above $110 a barrel
> So calls?
Turns out we were the meme the entire time.
not_a_regular_buoy on
I almost bought 100 SOXL 0DTE $53 calls for 0.02 when the market opened
[Cries in poverty]
Syzyz on
I lost all my profits betting that the stock market would crash today and that no one wanted to hold their positions going into a three day weekend 🙂 time to start over again
i_love_cocaine89 on
April fools day fucked me by coming a day late. Today’s market made zero sense fucked twice as a bear and a bull least I have to pay less tax now 🙃
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HAHAHAH fuck you bears twinks for LYFEEE!!!!
Make it make sense lol
There’s one bearish blog that I find particularly hilarious to read.
Lots of whining over there.
Lol really sucks if you are right but wrong at the same time. Still up +1% on the day.
I’m heavily invested in space stocks. Today was a good day.
🫪 market
at least i have 3 days to play red or black peacefully
Bears are right, but also sad, poor, and gay. Is it worth it?
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WTI up 13% in a single day and people are like „great day to buy stocks“ smh
I’m tired, boss.
Bears why are you gay. You are gay
Wtf happened? Not a bear, but last time I looked before opening the futures were really red. One more tweet?
Oil bull that’s bearish on crypto bullshit and overvalued capital incineration enterprises. Trust me, I’m feeling better than this.
Where’s the guy who posted his aggressive puts yesterday? (Went all in with $110K on 0dte SPY puts)
My man is like ‘not again!!!’
Things will correct to reflect reality eventually. Underhanded plays only works for so long before market pressure breaks the dam.
SPY doesn’t care about geopolitics, it only cares about hurting the maximum amount of people at all times.
Wait till countries start reporting no oil shipments coming in, then the real pain begins
So mad right now
Anyone who thinks this market is governed by logic is delusional.
this feels personal
This market is so fudged…
Ultimately this facade cannot be sustainable for the masses
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Oil 120 Monday market down 2%
YIPPE.
What are you not understanding? The market doesn’t give one fuck about anything
Luckily I’m long oil but yeah… it’s so weird seeing my portfolio value change by less than $100 despite pretty much all the components having moved more than that.
Awww yes theta haven’t used it since yesterday.
But but but but
Anyone being confident in either direction at the moment is delusional. The entire market is at the mercy of a dementia patient.
https://preview.redd.it/znzlybi78usg1.png?width=1832&format=png&auto=webp&s=97d0dca426d3e8bb41e459fbe3f91ee9ff152fea
And according to AI is going to continue bullish for a while
[https://www.tradinginsight.io/chart/qqq/xnas](https://www.tradinginsight.io/chart/qqq/xnas)
Ghalibaf strategy wins again
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It’s simple: everything will cost more so companies will make more money.
Oh no. I sold my puts on open. Sold calls at close. I’m set up for the bol trap. Have fun regards
All of my puts were on Tesla so checkmate bulls
>> oil trading above $110 a barrel
> So calls?
Turns out we were the meme the entire time.
I almost bought 100 SOXL 0DTE $53 calls for 0.02 when the market opened
[Cries in poverty]
I lost all my profits betting that the stock market would crash today and that no one wanted to hold their positions going into a three day weekend 🙂 time to start over again
April fools day fucked me by coming a day late. Today’s market made zero sense fucked twice as a bear and a bull least I have to pay less tax now 🙃