Let me get this straight, an internet company worth trillions?
Jedi_Swimmer2 on
6,969,420 Trillion
babbagoo on
Hey when the Trump-Iran inflation numbers come in it may be reasonable
piratecheese13 on
Superheavy is a big big bet
BritishAnimator on
When is the Roadster going to be finished? Still waiting.
SamohtGnir on
Ha, yea ok.
What does this valuation even mean? If they go public with a price that’s too high no one will buy it. If they go with one too low it will shoot up to where the market thinks it should be, well probably higher and then lower, etc, eventually settling there though. All the pre-valuation does it set a price for private investors to get before it goes public, and I doubt they’ll pay that much if they think it’s just going to crash upon release.
BeastMode1855 on
Lmao nobody buying that 🗑️
Independent_Term5790 on
Crude is up 12% and the market finished green, everything is retarted now
InfiniteNerve1384 on
Dude. Just no. How the fuck can they instantly go into the S&P. Literally cashing out on retail’s retirements. So fucked.
jarMburger on
Yeah no thanks
AccountOfMyAncestors on
lol fuck this shit
alivedogeatsdead on
smokin that retard dick
blemdemman on
DXYZ to valhalla
abgtw on
Whats the global Internet access market look like? Entire countries now have Starlink as basically their best high speed Internet option. What if they start providing basic low speed cell service to every device on the planet what would that be worth?
I mean this is still crazy, but there are some thought experiments that make me wonder…
PunchNessie on
So how big is this billionaire market that’s going to be making multiple trips to the moon every week? I guess much bigger than I would have expected.
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We’re just making up numbers now. Why not 5 trillion.
Puts on Tesla
Can he even summon that many bagholders lol?
Exit Liquidity
Exit liquidity targets are crazy high for this guy.
I don’t have $2 trillion
I am targeting a 6 trillion IPO for my dog walking company which one of us is more delusional?
Not touching that shit with a ten foot pole.
I see Austin Powers vibes here 😂. Or to say Dr. Evil
3 trillion by monday. just like prices are down 100%, 500%, 1200% on drugs, the number can grow infinitely
100 trillion dollars !!!
In 15B sales?
$2 trillion? make it 3, I’m not driving
Stonks
Rationally speaking I should be shorting this with my life savings but I won’t because I know Elon is untouchable in the casino
It was 1.5 the last time i refreshed my feed… are we just making shit up now? I’d like to sell my car, just a measly 500B please and thank you.
He is trying to suck the oxygen out of OpenAi ipo. Remember when Lyft did the same to Uber? Took Uber years to recover.
Wow that’s a lot for small internet isp
I see the upside for SpaceX, like far far future upside once there’s bases on Mars or the Moon maybe in 50 years.
I’ll buy in once it craters post IPO and the retards are left holding the bag.
https://preview.redd.it/9579xwab5usg1.jpeg?width=336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffbdc54bd21d70561b664996e7c30bbcb941500c
Let me get this straight, an internet company worth trillions?
6,969,420 Trillion
Hey when the Trump-Iran inflation numbers come in it may be reasonable
Superheavy is a big big bet
When is the Roadster going to be finished? Still waiting.
Ha, yea ok.
What does this valuation even mean? If they go public with a price that’s too high no one will buy it. If they go with one too low it will shoot up to where the market thinks it should be, well probably higher and then lower, etc, eventually settling there though. All the pre-valuation does it set a price for private investors to get before it goes public, and I doubt they’ll pay that much if they think it’s just going to crash upon release.
Lmao nobody buying that 🗑️
Crude is up 12% and the market finished green, everything is retarted now
Dude. Just no. How the fuck can they instantly go into the S&P. Literally cashing out on retail’s retirements. So fucked.
Yeah no thanks
lol fuck this shit
smokin that retard dick
DXYZ to valhalla
Whats the global Internet access market look like? Entire countries now have Starlink as basically their best high speed Internet option. What if they start providing basic low speed cell service to every device on the planet what would that be worth?
I mean this is still crazy, but there are some thought experiments that make me wonder…
So how big is this billionaire market that’s going to be making multiple trips to the moon every week? I guess much bigger than I would have expected.
100 million billion!
No way this becomes biggest market cap EOD
That’s 6666 dollars for every American 😈
Rug pull of the century.
Why not 999 trillion IPO ?