Upon being greeted at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter says, “I have one question, and if you get it right, I will let you into Heaven. Answer wrong, and you will not be allowed in.”
He asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
She answers, “That’s the time of the year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey.”
St. Peter says to the next blonde, “What is Easter?”
She answers, “That’s the time of year when the fat jolly guy comes down the chimney and our family gets together to open presents.”
St. Peter asks the third blonde, “What is Easter?”
She says, “That’s when Christ died and they put him in a tomb behind a rock.”
“That’s right!” exclaims St. Peter.
“Then, once a year,” continues the third blonde, “we roll the stone away and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of winter.”
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It’s fucking closed today?
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# Daily Discussion Thread outside the casino
jeffdidntkillhimslf on
Maybe there’s oil on the moon so the space mission will bring back a surplus and drive down price per barrel
Mean-Evidence-4056 on
you guys think non farms jobs comes back negative ?
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Did everyone forget the markets are closed today?
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Trump to drop some Easter eggs on Iran this weekend
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/swedishconfectco made a bet that SPY would go to 625.0 within **2 days** when it was 655.538 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
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What kind of holiday is this? Im still at work and these thieves get the day off!
Nobody even says, “Happy Good Friday” anymore.
🐅called 🥭after his DUI crash LOL
I’m doing much better premarket today 🥰
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/A_Chair_Bear made a bet that SPY would go to 620.0 within **2 days** when it was 655.458 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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theta gang gets an extra day to rob your homes
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/restartilife made a bet that SPY would go to 635.0 within **2 days** when it was 655.185 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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Upon being greeted at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter says, “I have one question, and if you get it right, I will let you into Heaven. Answer wrong, and you will not be allowed in.”
He asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
She answers, “That’s the time of the year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey.”
St. Peter says to the next blonde, “What is Easter?”
She answers, “That’s the time of year when the fat jolly guy comes down the chimney and our family gets together to open presents.”
St. Peter asks the third blonde, “What is Easter?”
She says, “That’s when Christ died and they put him in a tomb behind a rock.”
“That’s right!” exclaims St. Peter.
“Then, once a year,” continues the third blonde, “we roll the stone away and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of winter.”
It’s fucking closed today?
# Daily Discussion Thread outside the casino
Maybe there’s oil on the moon so the space mission will bring back a surplus and drive down price per barrel
you guys think non farms jobs comes back negative ?
Did everyone forget the markets are closed today?
Trump to drop some Easter eggs on Iran this weekend
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/swedishconfectco made a bet that SPY would go to 625.0 within **2 days** when it was 655.538 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
I’m dropping 10k on spx odte’s, see you guys at the club tomorrow
1 hour til MMs make bank on futes due to the unemployment numbers
Jesus would’ve been proud of the amount of wanks I’ve had this past week
Has anyone watched the new Mario movie? Is that good?
I need to be staring at the sequence of green and red rectangles! How will I know if it’ll be either steak or ramen noodles for dinner tonight?
Is this market European? With all these days off?
VisualMod, why is banbet not working for me?
!banbet
The US /Israel destroyed a bridge in Iran. I’m guessing this is a prelude to boots on the ground.
Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?
The Millennium Falcon made the Hormuz run in 12 parsecs.
Why is PAM down?
Today will be my most profitable day all week.
So many bears losing banbets but no one posting loss porn 🤔
Tf are we gambling our lifesaving on today
The markets should be open, it’s my only form of entertainment.
No way the market continues ripping next week guaranteed.
This is the best trading day I’ve had all year
Only one dude whose name starts with a J can raise this dead market, and thou hollowed name be Powell.
Iran just hit a Kuwaiti desalination plant.