why does he use words like gusher bro ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Flight_Early on
You mean, like, piracy? The president is now the captain Blackbeard?
Open_Delivery_775 on
Yea. Take it all home in a big jug. I’m sure Iran would be completely fine with that.Â
As well as China.
brexdab on
How you planning that one, big boy?
SteelyEyedHistory on
Fuck he’s stupid.
TheMostCunningQuake on
US is not even hiding at this point that they attacked Iran for oil.
TheMostCunningQuake on
I’m sure US can take the oil of Iran but the little time he mentioned will be around a decade.
mrsmetalbeard on
He just had meetings with oil executives at the White House where they all told him “nope” on Venezuela, and he really didn’t learn a thing. I’m absolutely sure someone explained how oil drilling, refining and transportation works, he just didn’t believe them.
The tone is kind of pleading though, he’s clearly getting pressure from people around him to end the war right now, and he’s hanging on by a thread.
lantrick on
He really likes to plunder , ARG!!!!
daly1010 on
So boots on the ground?
TheScrote1 on
This sounds a little crazy but I do like a good gusher
Mobile619 on
“Easily open the strait”? The same strait that he’s been crying for help regarding.
This is some major coping. Only thing he’s taking is an L.
HorsePastie on
It’s gonna be so much oil! I can’t wait to count it all.
VividBackground3386 on
He can’t without a ground invasion.
He can take Kharg (which would then be erased off the map), but the taps are inland. He can’t take the taps without a full-scale ground war. Well, maybe he could for a day or two.
For reference, the troop buildup for GW1 was over 700,000.
Iran is more than three times the size and made of mountains. There won’t be enough body bags in the US military inventory.
Capital-Giraffe-4122 on
Then do it Donnie you coward, you’re always bragging about how we’re the most powerful military on the planet
jsar16 on
Not going to happen.
Xeynon on
How does he think he’s going to do this?
Even if he can take Kharg Island without it becoming a kill box for US marines – which there’s good reason to believe he can’t – the Iranians would 100% sabotage the infrastructure before allowing the US to use it to export a single drop of oil. And getting at Iran’s actual oilfields requires invading the mainland, which would be an unprecedented bloodbath.
We’ve lost this war in every conceivable sense. It’s a moral, economic, and strategic disaster that will haunt us for decades, and this delusional old pedophile is going to make it worse before it gets better.
Joe_Givengo on
This motherfucker kidnapped Maduro and set up a blockade on Venezuela in which all revenue on their crude goes to a fund in Qatar that Trump controls. He decides how and where to spend that money.
So when he says “make us money” he’s talking about himself and his cronies.
Fucked up gangster shit.
lostredditorlurking on
You guys know in order to take Iran oil we would need around 1 millions troops in Iran right?
EspHack on
this time it’ll be the persians saying μολὼν λαβÎ
DDPStellar on
And Iran is def going to let that slip and go on with their lives… ah Donny Donny, he will never learn. The downfall of the American Empire in front of our own eyes.
Unique-Egg-461 on
you can just silence any notification you get from him. The other day he said he didn’t get anything from the ME and didn’t need to be there
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why does he use words like gusher bro ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
You mean, like, piracy? The president is now the captain Blackbeard?
Yea. Take it all home in a big jug. I’m sure Iran would be completely fine with that.Â
As well as China.
How you planning that one, big boy?
Fuck he’s stupid.
US is not even hiding at this point that they attacked Iran for oil.
I’m sure US can take the oil of Iran but the little time he mentioned will be around a decade.
He just had meetings with oil executives at the White House where they all told him “nope” on Venezuela, and he really didn’t learn a thing. I’m absolutely sure someone explained how oil drilling, refining and transportation works, he just didn’t believe them.
The tone is kind of pleading though, he’s clearly getting pressure from people around him to end the war right now, and he’s hanging on by a thread.
He really likes to plunder , ARG!!!!
So boots on the ground?
This sounds a little crazy but I do like a good gusher
“Easily open the strait”? The same strait that he’s been crying for help regarding.
This is some major coping. Only thing he’s taking is an L.
It’s gonna be so much oil! I can’t wait to count it all.
He can’t without a ground invasion.
He can take Kharg (which would then be erased off the map), but the taps are inland. He can’t take the taps without a full-scale ground war. Well, maybe he could for a day or two.
For reference, the troop buildup for GW1 was over 700,000.
Iran is more than three times the size and made of mountains. There won’t be enough body bags in the US military inventory.
Then do it Donnie you coward, you’re always bragging about how we’re the most powerful military on the planet
Not going to happen.
How does he think he’s going to do this?
Even if he can take Kharg Island without it becoming a kill box for US marines – which there’s good reason to believe he can’t – the Iranians would 100% sabotage the infrastructure before allowing the US to use it to export a single drop of oil. And getting at Iran’s actual oilfields requires invading the mainland, which would be an unprecedented bloodbath.
We’ve lost this war in every conceivable sense. It’s a moral, economic, and strategic disaster that will haunt us for decades, and this delusional old pedophile is going to make it worse before it gets better.
This motherfucker kidnapped Maduro and set up a blockade on Venezuela in which all revenue on their crude goes to a fund in Qatar that Trump controls. He decides how and where to spend that money.
So when he says “make us money” he’s talking about himself and his cronies.
Fucked up gangster shit.
You guys know in order to take Iran oil we would need around 1 millions troops in Iran right?
this time it’ll be the persians saying μολὼν λαβÎ
And Iran is def going to let that slip and go on with their lives… ah Donny Donny, he will never learn. The downfall of the American Empire in front of our own eyes.
you can just silence any notification you get from him. The other day he said he didn’t get anything from the ME and didn’t need to be there
Easy right, let’s do it/s