“The hardest part of a two-week military operation in the middle east is the first few years.” – Sun Tzu
Amphiscian on
My friend says he refuses to gamble at casinos because the games are rigged. So he gambles on oil futures instead
Can I nominate him to be a mod here?
hadizadam on
GM đź’š
A10cc on
# WEEKEND THREAD LET’S GOOOOOOOO
aftherith on
Two weeks to stop the spread (of oil)
SomePolack on
Quick guys mods are asleep storm the subÂ
GuwopGOAT on
🥠the first president to have his whole cabinet file for unemployment benefits
StraitOfHummus on
This Easter, just pray Jesus starts making water into oil instead of wine, to fix this crisis because holy cow things are getting bad, especially in those Asian countries.
klippklar on
So we lost a jet, nobody wants a ceasefire, very bad, but we’re handling it, okay? Now, important, are the ballroom decorations ready? Gold drapes, beautiful, and do they match the chandeliers? They have to match. And how are my poll numbers?
Oldschoolhype2 on
I was deprived of puts printing today. Disgusted.
blemdemman on
“Do no harm, and spread as much misinformation as possible.” – Siddhartha
JP is in the clear, unless the Supreme’s want to take up the case (which I doubt).
delicious_oppai on
Guys I didn’t lose any money today. Party at my dumpster 🎉
Happy-Champion1661 on
yo guys did you see the news? BULLISH, always calls.
peanuts-in-my-jelly on
so I guess the Treasury is getting margin called Monday?
HistoricalComeBack on
Where is Piggy ? So many updates to report on
swampassOG on
Serious censorship going on in here rn
isc1200s on
Ground invasion incoming if any of our guys are hurt during the search and rescue operation for the fighter pilot.
Pale-Silver-8178 on
Options holders with weeklies paying for 3 days of theta
Jagged_Tide on
KEEP THE OIL, ANYONE?
Double_Anybody on
Ships making it out of the strait but the conflict is heating up. How do we read this?
SupramanE89 on
Puts on my sobriety this weekend
StraitOfHummus on
KEEP THE OIL, ANYONE?
Well at least we know what this war is about now…
Romanian_ on
Everyone talks about Iran’s straight or homos
Like why does that matter yall
IlinistRainbow6 on
my microsoft calls are gonna expire worthless, maybe i shouldn’t have full ported at 399
Kind-Worldliness4634 on
She’s got both a front and a rear butt
baconography on
Funny how my rent, gas, and food is all outpacing the official inflation numbers
trumpdiego on
well if today was a real day, your puts would have been worth something, but it’s not, so you’re fucked
Affectionate-Tax9885 on
They’re taking Kharg
StraitOfHummus on
Weekend drinking game… Drink every time:
* A plane gets shot down
* The war is announced as ‘won’
* A general is fired
* “Iran wants to make a deal”
* “2-3 weeks more”
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US media says 2 US helicopters involved in rescue mission were hit
The US media is now reporting a US official as saying that two US helicopters involved in search-and-rescue operations for the downed pilots were hit by Iranian fire.
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everywhere i look i see the strait
“The hardest part of a two-week military operation in the middle east is the first few years.” – Sun Tzu
My friend says he refuses to gamble at casinos because the games are rigged. So he gambles on oil futures instead
Can I nominate him to be a mod here?
GM đź’š
# WEEKEND THREAD LET’S GOOOOOOOO
Two weeks to stop the spread (of oil)
Quick guys mods are asleep storm the subÂ
🥠the first president to have his whole cabinet file for unemployment benefits
This Easter, just pray Jesus starts making water into oil instead of wine, to fix this crisis because holy cow things are getting bad, especially in those Asian countries.
So we lost a jet, nobody wants a ceasefire, very bad, but we’re handling it, okay? Now, important, are the ballroom decorations ready? Gold drapes, beautiful, and do they match the chandeliers? They have to match. And how are my poll numbers?
I was deprived of puts printing today. Disgusted.
“Do no harm, and spread as much misinformation as possible.” – Siddhartha
[https://www.axios.com/2026/04/03/judge-powell-doj-subpoena-trump](https://www.axios.com/2026/04/03/judge-powell-doj-subpoena-trump)
JP is in the clear, unless the Supreme’s want to take up the case (which I doubt).
Guys I didn’t lose any money today. Party at my dumpster 🎉
yo guys did you see the news? BULLISH, always calls.
so I guess the Treasury is getting margin called Monday?
Where is Piggy ? So many updates to report on
Serious censorship going on in here rn
Ground invasion incoming if any of our guys are hurt during the search and rescue operation for the fighter pilot.
Options holders with weeklies paying for 3 days of theta
KEEP THE OIL, ANYONE?
Ships making it out of the strait but the conflict is heating up. How do we read this?
Puts on my sobriety this weekend
KEEP THE OIL, ANYONE?
Well at least we know what this war is about now…
Everyone talks about Iran’s straight or homos
Like why does that matter yall
my microsoft calls are gonna expire worthless, maybe i shouldn’t have full ported at 399
She’s got both a front and a rear butt
Funny how my rent, gas, and food is all outpacing the official inflation numbers
well if today was a real day, your puts would have been worth something, but it’s not, so you’re fucked
They’re taking Kharg
Weekend drinking game… Drink every time:
* A plane gets shot down
* The war is announced as ‘won’
* A general is fired
* “Iran wants to make a deal”
* “2-3 weeks more”
US media says 2 US helicopters involved in rescue mission were hit
The US media is now reporting a US official as saying that two US helicopters involved in search-and-rescue operations for the downed pilots were hit by Iranian fire.
Jeeez what a Theta day