“Jesus rose from the dead that we may murder people the next day”
-book of psalms 20:26
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Aloha Snackbar!
PhysInstrumentalist on
Suree
Meat_Soggy on
Taco got his Golden Bible open
williespence20 on
Guaranteed to walk this back Monday morning just as the market opens
Prudent_Link6029 on
I thought we don’t need the Strait
InfiniteNerve1384 on
Every fucking Monday pre-market with this guy.
UnlikelyRabbit4648 on
It’s the final countdown…da na na na
Curious_Party_4683 on
The Dump thinks everyone is a Rubio or Ted Cruz, willing to bend over.
Hilarious.
GreatGojira on
I wonder of the being odds will be so high that he does TACO?
Sea_Director_4439 on
It’s TACO time
Zealousideal-Plum823 on
Just don’t let the bus go below 55mph! Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reaves won’t be able to save you.
And yet another shameless plug:
Kiefer Sutherland for President in mid-2026!!!
He could accomplish in 24 hours what the current office holder couldn’t in 48 hours + some ambiguous timeline extension + another 48 hours.
Note to Self: I need to stop watching this 48 hours series. The writing is horrible, the narrative is stuck just outside the Florida swamp, and the lead actor keeps contradicting himself in every half hour episode!!!
UllrGoesSurfing on
Nothing like getting owned by the people that you are threatening, having to keep making threats because they don’t work. Can we just fire this guy and stop this stupid war?
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*”You have 48 hours!”*
*Iran ignores him*
*”You have 5 more days!”*
*Iran ignores him*
*”Y’know what? You have 10 more days!”*
*Iran shoots down multiple jets*
*”Alright, 48 more hours before I show you!”*
Winstonsphobia on
I guess we’re being forced to have another serving of tacos.
Marokiii on
Wasn’t it 48hrs at first?
Tel_Janen on
Hope he carries out his threats
MySixHourErection on
We’re leavin’ together, but still it’s farewell. And maybe we’ll come back to Earth, who can tell?
arthur933 on
After the drop on Monday, he will say Iran has made a peace deal on Tuesday getting predictable
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Its already open to countries that made a great deal! France, China, Canada all great deals! Thank you for your attention to this matter
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Taco 9:25am Monday coming up
“Glory be to God” is some fake Christian Taliban shit
Monday morning puts, Monday afternoon calls. Noted
it’s the final countdown!!
Notice how he said reign and not rain
“Jesus rose from the dead that we may murder people the next day”
-book of psalms 20:26
Aloha Snackbar!
Suree
Taco got his Golden Bible open
Guaranteed to walk this back Monday morning just as the market opens
I thought we don’t need the Strait
Every fucking Monday pre-market with this guy.
It’s the final countdown…da na na na
The Dump thinks everyone is a Rubio or Ted Cruz, willing to bend over.
Hilarious.
I wonder of the being odds will be so high that he does TACO?
It’s TACO time
Just don’t let the bus go below 55mph! Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reaves won’t be able to save you.
And yet another shameless plug:
Kiefer Sutherland for President in mid-2026!!!
He could accomplish in 24 hours what the current office holder couldn’t in 48 hours + some ambiguous timeline extension + another 48 hours.
Note to Self: I need to stop watching this 48 hours series. The writing is horrible, the narrative is stuck just outside the Florida swamp, and the lead actor keeps contradicting himself in every half hour episode!!!
Nothing like getting owned by the people that you are threatening, having to keep making threats because they don’t work. Can we just fire this guy and stop this stupid war?
*”You have 48 hours!”*
*Iran ignores him*
*”You have 5 more days!”*
*Iran ignores him*
*”Y’know what? You have 10 more days!”*
*Iran shoots down multiple jets*
*”Alright, 48 more hours before I show you!”*
I guess we’re being forced to have another serving of tacos.
Wasn’t it 48hrs at first?
Hope he carries out his threats
We’re leavin’ together, but still it’s farewell. And maybe we’ll come back to Earth, who can tell?
After the drop on Monday, he will say Iran has made a peace deal on Tuesday getting predictable
Its already open to countries that made a great deal! France, China, Canada all great deals! Thank you for your attention to this matter