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    Iran Now Threatening To Close Bab Al-Mandeb Strait After Threats that were made, Monday Green Candle?


    Iran Now Threatening To Close Bab Al-Mandeb Strait After Threats that were made, Monday Green Candle?

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/zacharyfolk/2026/04/05/iranian-officials-now-threatening-to-close-bab-al-mandeb-strait-after-trump-threats/

    Posted by ImadeJesusLaugh

    26 Comments

    4. TomatoSpecialist6879 on

      If this happens Treasury is going to throw shit tons of money at the markets while pretending they didn’t, so yes probably flat or green

    7. Loose_Hornet4126 on

      I know we’re joking and the opposite expected but it’s -200 currently. And since people keep expecting the opposite, it seems like it will be down then since it’s opposite

    9. Briack89 on

      It they do that there is no more uncertainty
      Iran will definitely will be blown into pieces
      And as we all know market goes up once they know what to expect

    11. i_am_voldemort on

      Red until the TACO Tuesday tweet that there’s been a major breakthrough and hes holding off on further strikes.

    12. Positive_Back_9335 on

      Historically, Bab Al-Mandeb closures have a 100% correlation with me losing money.

    14. chris-likes-to-ski on

      Green I have SPY puts. The rule is I have to lose as much money as possible.

    18. LetterThen5892 on

      Whatever you do, the opposite will happen.
      Even if you inversed yourself. Even if you double inversed yourself

    21. Dangerous_Focus453 on

      Damn for a country we have beaten in this war at least 6 times now, they sure seem to hold some serious control over the waters.

    22. kevclaw on

      This guy has somehow managed to make the rest of the world hate the US more than Iran. Go figure.

    24. manu144x on

      For the first time ever, Tesla stock might actually have a real reason to grow, as soon as shit hits the fan and the last oil tankers from a month ago reach ports and no other oil tankers arrive.

    25. hot_messxoxo on

      this post always pulls me in because it feels like something big is happening just under the surface… like i remember randomly looking into something similar late one night and thinking i’d understand it better, but the more i read the more it felt like pieces were missing. i ended up just sitting there wondering how much of what we see is actually the full picture, or just the part we’re meant to notice at the time

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