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    Best taco Tuesday ever.


    He should be investigated for market manipulation with his entire cabinet. SEC should investigate this president. SPY did not spike the last 10 minutes for no Danm reasons. They knew the move.

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    Posted by Comfortable-Wolf-445

    45 Comments

    8. PersnicketyPotato on

      If this is subject to complete immediate reopening of the Strait, are we really out of the woods yet?

    9. precumfrosting on

      This doesn’t read like Iran agreed yet though. It says subject to Iran agreeing which would mean they haven’t actually agreed to anything yet.

    12. CarRamRob on

      Don’t worry, all that manipulation will be over by tomorrow open when Iran says, “huh bro?” and the strait stays closed.

      Notice there hasn’t been a single report of a ceasefire from Iran this whole time. Just them responding to American attempts. They aren’t posting this shit about ceasefires though, because they aren’t real.

    14. ph0xer on

      He literally is living in fantasy land. This is far from over. Too much collateral damage. Friday is going to dump.

    16. robis1923 on

      The insider trading options with this clown are never ending. In a week we’ll be back to threatening to use nukes on them again.

    19. TheRumBarron on

      I’ve seen this movie already, tomorrow Iran will say he’s talking shite and we will go through the threats again, then taco Tuesday etc etc

    21. johndsmits on

      Israel: hold my beer.

      Basically US will never break the cease fire and leave the region saying mission accomplished and just support Israel and we’re back to Nov 2025. Israel will break the cease fire next week.

      Unbelievable but that is likely the outcome.

    22. Doelike3000 on

      Now that this is done, can he not fucking talk for 2 weeks. Seriously my market analysis has been shit thanks to this guy.

    28. DelphiTsar on

      Iran already said no to a ceasefire. This is literally Trump “Accepting” a deal with himself. This is by far the dumbest diplomacy I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

    31. HandsOnTheBible on

      Translation:

      “Iran is not opening the strait for us so we are going to go back to the drawing board and plan out a bigger invasion. In the meantime we are going to make this statement so that the market pumps a bit”

    33. Appropriate-Taxes on

      this Motherfucker creates the problem and then is honored to “solve” the issue. What in the actuall fuck are u talking about orange dickhead?

    34. gloomyglooom on

      Let me guess, someone perfectly timed millions of dollars worth of calls *right* before the ceasefire announcement…

    39. Hilbert_Space_Heater on

      “Believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate.”

      Bros – there is zero, and I mean zero, chance he wrote this.

    40. cruisin_urchin87 on

      SPY is going to an all time high like the current economic situation doesn’t exist lol

    42. galaxyboy1234 on

      I don’t care I will take it. You can say he’s joking or bluffing but I am not laughing, anymore. This is scary and I just want it to end. Please f*cking god

    44. LURKER21D on

      100% he didn’t write that. he’s not even capable of writing a coherent tweet. This is one big game to whoever is pulling his strings and they’re rigging entire markets.

    45. CherryBlazzers on

      the way people immediately turned this into “taco tuesday” lore is so on brand 😭 like something serious drops and within minutes the internet is like ok but how can we meme this… lowkey impressive how fast it happens every time 💀

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