I opened the shorts the moment the ceasefire was announced. https://i.redd.it/j39jn746qutg1.jpeg Posted by Brolic_Broccoli
Hi_Keyboard_Warriors on April 7, 2026 11:20 pm https://preview.redd.it/2j660lwaqutg1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f7936847841447c9bb040042b9270291cf20df6 Bears right now
Recent_Time_9007 on April 7, 2026 11:20 pm Same. FUCK all the OIL bulls hahahahaha. Im swimming in money. 🤑🤑
Professional_Ball_58 on April 7, 2026 11:20 pm https://preview.redd.it/uukvz2dequtg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffd01606d63942e8bd1003f4b32f6f603fe59fed Me too GG
Force_Hammer on April 7, 2026 11:21 pm https://preview.redd.it/v8rgtx4oqutg1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80fe16ea4989d98fc78e7be641887a80b4354770
Ordinary_One955 on April 7, 2026 11:26 pm Iran is going to say they haven’t heard of any such deal. Oil will pump by tomorrow
plznodownvotes on April 7, 2026 11:26 pm All nice and dandy until Iran comes out and says Hormos is still closed
down_vote_magnet_ on April 7, 2026 11:35 pm Oil is down 19% https://preview.redd.it/fd2ngylzsutg1.png?width=508&format=png&auto=webp&s=19cdb92f541931e57ed7d1ab3a075d0e14f6ba65
Kitchen-Umpire-9139 on April 7, 2026 11:45 pm “tImE In tHE mArKEt nOt tImInG tHe MaRkEt” Fuck whoever said that
Pale_Drink4455 on April 7, 2026 11:53 pm Holy shit! I just knocked off 5 working years on my oil short. Thank you Donnie! Who’s tired of winning?
aka_crashoverride on April 8, 2026 12:05 am You son of a bitch! https://preview.redd.it/2b081ab5yutg1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e724e3a6b1c606632d0b7db4bbf62ad16ee7a3b Good call, noice!
Altruistic-Mammoth on April 8, 2026 12:19 am https://preview.redd.it/mz66p8wu0vtg1.png?width=1316&format=png&auto=webp&s=d683c19423b0ec304760f0d12633ecabf64222b4
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Bears right now
Same. FUCK all the OIL bulls hahahahaha. Im swimming in money. 🤑🤑
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Me too GG
Hell yes
Good job, fuck you
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You pig..
Iran is going to say they haven’t heard of any such deal. Oil will pump by tomorrow
All nice and dandy until Iran comes out and says Hormos is still closed
I sold my oil long. Almost as good.
And I just sharted
EAT UP KING!
Hey, you dropped this 👑
I told you to buy the dip
Oil is down 19%
https://preview.redd.it/fd2ngylzsutg1.png?width=508&format=png&auto=webp&s=19cdb92f541931e57ed7d1ab3a075d0e14f6ba65
All in on nuclear and renewable energy
Isn’t that the right move?Â
“tImE In tHE mArKEt nOt tImInG tHe MaRkEt”
Fuck whoever said that
The rug pull is coming. Wash, rinse, and repeat.
Congrats and fuck you
Holy shit! I just knocked off 5 working years on my oil short. Thank you Donnie! Who’s tired of winning?
How did you know that was the top? Can we still get in?
Strike in 3, 2, 1…
You son of a bitch!
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Good call, noice!
You beautiful bastard.
Never bet against taco
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Good job, Barron
fuck you and your family barron