It’s actually comical that the exact same thing happened again at the same exact time of the year as last year during April. Probably back to ATH in a couple months again and people will keep complaining about the market being too expensive.
bickusdickus69allday on
This pump is reminiscent of Apr 2025. Almost on the same day
PixelPirates420 on
Tmrw morning someone is gonna cry post about this guaranteed.
LearningSPXonly on
Funny one OP
Professional_Con_007 on
At least the Iranian are ok
milksteak122 on
At least I don’t have puts expiring, just way more cash than I wanted to have at this point 😭
Worth-Role-1614 on
What about the crude oil bears?
Suitable-Classic-174 on
For now lol
Unusual_Platform8318 on
I mean Iran already violated the ceasefire and launched a barage of missiles to Israel. Might not be RIP just yet.
Jebusfreek666 on
Too soon man, too soon.
wsi123 on
Plot twist, Trumps calls about to print.
Thetagamer on
But i thought this was the next 2008!!?? inflation rising gas prices rising!! What about the credit risk?? Its different this time.. /s
serialserialserial99 on
every gey bear knows that comfort sex is the best sex. they tired
chainer3000 on
Couple cop bears thrown in there. Never bear doctors or scientists, makes you wonder
GMEstonkgoMoonYEET on
2 week puts is a good play… you know something will happen
Just read Iran’s ten-point plan and I’m feeling better than ever
TheAdamantChild on
Those were the real victims today.
AwkwardBet5632 on
why do some of them have police hats
hrdblkman2 on
Index funds so I don’t care
DarkR124 on
Lol I’ve made $20K on puts these last three weeks. Puts straight up saved my portfolio. Would be big red -$25K without them but only down around -$3500ish now
AdditionalMany1292 on
Can I buy calls on this meme?
Iscratchmybutt on
we adding guac tomorrow at chipotle WE EATIN GOOD UH HUH
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😂😂😂
Its literally a made up ceasefire. wall street is always about 4 hours too late on the news cycles.
They’ll be starting their corners tonight if anyone needs a BJ
It doesn’t matter the strait is still closed! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!
https://preview.redd.it/pvt5pv8hrvtg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af93e03fc9da3b9ba0a6cbf00f9b2f68bf9b9732
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Hahahahah
I didn’t hear no bell
It’s actually comical that the exact same thing happened again at the same exact time of the year as last year during April. Probably back to ATH in a couple months again and people will keep complaining about the market being too expensive.
This pump is reminiscent of Apr 2025. Almost on the same day
Tmrw morning someone is gonna cry post about this guaranteed.
Funny one OP
At least the Iranian are ok
At least I don’t have puts expiring, just way more cash than I wanted to have at this point 😭
What about the crude oil bears?
For now lol
I mean Iran already violated the ceasefire and launched a barage of missiles to Israel. Might not be RIP just yet.
Too soon man, too soon.
Plot twist, Trumps calls about to print.
But i thought this was the next 2008!!?? inflation rising gas prices rising!! What about the credit risk?? Its different this time.. /s
every gey bear knows that comfort sex is the best sex. they tired
Couple cop bears thrown in there. Never bear doctors or scientists, makes you wonder
2 week puts is a good play… you know something will happen
TACO TUESDAY
https://preview.redd.it/ldq1y2mvuvtg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=8def8cb45bbf865b20aa07fac7b60fcabc121b7d
Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be a 🌈 🐻. I said, “no homo” before I bought my puts.
https://preview.redd.it/3x3s4h8hvvtg1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e5dd4cc0f8503c4c950260572bee4d678321c7a
2 weeks. 2 weeks of celebration is all you’re going to get 🤣
Bears in hibernation at Hormuz
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so this is the civilization 🥭 was referring to
Just read Iran’s ten-point plan and I’m feeling better than ever
Those were the real victims today.
why do some of them have police hats
Index funds so I don’t care
Lol I’ve made $20K on puts these last three weeks. Puts straight up saved my portfolio. Would be big red -$25K without them but only down around -$3500ish now
Can I buy calls on this meme?
we adding guac tomorrow at chipotle WE EATIN GOOD UH HUH
https://preview.redd.it/36eyyduxxvtg1.png?width=608&format=png&auto=webp&s=874e7933a2b06651e1b09813f7ffce8125f1836e
I am so glad mods left this up
What if I was an oil bear?
https://preview.redd.it/krxwehuxyvtg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21d21e009535a7e2fc0600cfe6d5e1d9d8c1704a