OI hughie. no deals*. **starts pounding bessents bussy violently while JD watches***
FearlessTrader on
So market was up today but my portfolio (mainly of tech stocks) down. Hmm 🤔
Liquidsnake959 on
Where is the earnings page?
Frequent-Nature-630 on
Truth social? Epstein files? whore moose strait? Grandpa it’s 2080, you had your fever dream again
aa73gc on
Iran says acceptance of it’s right to enrich uranium included in their 10-point plan – Al Jazeera
Well shit
Thotmas01 on
If Israel hasn’t blown anything up in the last like four hours then we’re good.
br0botic on
SPY being up 2.5% today and my portfolio being flat tells you how regarded I am
WrexyWrex on
BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS BEFORE OPEN
PCE PRICE INDEX
GDP Q4
INITIAL JOBLESS CLAIMS
30 YEAR BOND AUCTION (MID DAY)
_Doomer_Wojack_ on
Hmm what to believe anymore.. I’m moving to Appalachia, living off the land fuck y’all
FARS NEWS – THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS NOW COMPLETELY CLOSED
PositiveEdge4361 on
NOW has to be a buy here
Optimal-Midnight4295 on
The greatest cease fire of all time, quite frankly, ceasier than anybody has ever seen before.
octopus_serenader on
🥠gonna wear a tan suit for a presser tomorrow.
orrangearrow on
I was about to short PLTR and right before I clicked, Peter Thiel called me and said that wasn’t a good idea and told me what color my underwear was
MissMatriarch on
Y’all the suspense of how badly this is going to turn out is killing me.
Okay goodnight.
ThermalChaser on
Deal fell apart instantly. Market cares not.
Hot_Avocado_2701 on
Can’t make sense of this market anymore
Actual_Difference617 on
Do you guys think market’s brained is gooned out on 2025 rally after liberation day when he tacoed on tarriffs? Now market thinks he will taco out of every problem and we will climb again. Everybody refuses to sell.
spreadbetfred on
Love watching Elon rot whilst he’s on his 18th child, building a conglomerate and nailing horse tranquilliser
Shoganai_Hito on
Made $444 on puts today. AMA
aa73gc on
Lol 50% tariffs, Donny big mad
New_Competition_410 on
Please dump two days in a row
Flimsy_Oven_7569 on
Chopped in the chop.
Muted-South4737 on
I’ll take a mulligan on today, sure.
soad1331 on
Imagine… Just over a month ago, none of us ever heard of the Strait of Hormuz… Including the 🥠and top intelligence and military officials.
thegreatgumbini on
Tariffs on countries supplying arms to Iran? Like any of them are going to believe ðŸ¥after this last TACO
VisualMod on
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Jealous_Bend8944 made a bet that QQQ would go to 580.0 within **1 day** when it was 589.818 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
SPY 700 EOW
Strait will open who gives a fuck about the other countries getting bombed
jarMburger on
It supposed to dump late in the session, wtf
king_of_all_retards on
Im still -10% YTD
#:(
MrYOLOMcSwagMeister on
This market is fucking untradeable! Massive geopolitical shifts back and forth every few hours and the market completely ignores fundamentals half the time! Bullshit!
gainsusmaximus on
Now my poots alongside my calls are worthless
Blacksin01 on
If you’re not loading up on WTI calls, why are you even here
I_invest_in_AAPL on
April 8th vs 9th, haha been there. On MU at 312 though… that’s a tough one. Always tricky spotting the top/bottom on those hypergrowth names. For me, still thinking about where the FCF goes for my picks. Thinking more long-term for MSFT and even a little GOOGL, their moats still look wide even if the P/E is a bit stretched. TSLA, definitely agree on the regard strength. Wild ride for sure.
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OI hughie. no deals*. **starts pounding bessents bussy violently while JD watches***
So market was up today but my portfolio (mainly of tech stocks) down. Hmm 🤔
Where is the earnings page?
Truth social? Epstein files? whore moose strait? Grandpa it’s 2080, you had your fever dream again
Iran says acceptance of it’s right to enrich uranium included in their 10-point plan – Al Jazeera
Well shit
If Israel hasn’t blown anything up in the last like four hours then we’re good.
SPY being up 2.5% today and my portfolio being flat tells you how regarded I am
BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS BEFORE OPEN
PCE PRICE INDEX
GDP Q4
INITIAL JOBLESS CLAIMS
30 YEAR BOND AUCTION (MID DAY)
Hmm what to believe anymore.. I’m moving to Appalachia, living off the land fuck y’all
FARS NEWS – THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS NOW COMPLETELY CLOSED
NOW has to be a buy here
The greatest cease fire of all time, quite frankly, ceasier than anybody has ever seen before.
🥠gonna wear a tan suit for a presser tomorrow.
I was about to short PLTR and right before I clicked, Peter Thiel called me and said that wasn’t a good idea and told me what color my underwear was
Y’all the suspense of how badly this is going to turn out is killing me.
Okay goodnight.
Deal fell apart instantly. Market cares not.
Can’t make sense of this market anymore
Do you guys think market’s brained is gooned out on 2025 rally after liberation day when he tacoed on tarriffs? Now market thinks he will taco out of every problem and we will climb again. Everybody refuses to sell.
Love watching Elon rot whilst he’s on his 18th child, building a conglomerate and nailing horse tranquilliser
Made $444 on puts today. AMA
Lol 50% tariffs, Donny big mad
Please dump two days in a row
Chopped in the chop.
I’ll take a mulligan on today, sure.
Imagine… Just over a month ago, none of us ever heard of the Strait of Hormuz… Including the 🥠and top intelligence and military officials.
Tariffs on countries supplying arms to Iran? Like any of them are going to believe ðŸ¥after this last TACO
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Jealous_Bend8944 made a bet that QQQ would go to 580.0 within **1 day** when it was 589.818 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 2 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
!banbet rdw 12$ 2w
Hit the 25th button and give me the couch guy. SPY 750 needs it.
Get Oliver North on the horn
fuck, wish I’d backed the truck up when I bought MU at 312 a few days ago.
Puts on american defense stocks when yanks leave NATO and attack Denmark.
UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!. with 10 conditions.
Market is back to levels pre whatever tf this bullshit is
You should be allowed one day per calendar year to undo any trades that day
1 intern got a job at Microsoft
2nd intern just got accepted to a prestigious think tank in DC
>
#I AM THE GREATEST SUPERVISOR ALIVE
#SEND ME YOUR DATA STUDENTS I WILL TURN THEM INTO MILLIONAIRES
Ceasefire real shaky!
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/cinecoinstudios made a bet that SPY would go to 650.0 within **1 day** when it was 660.08 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 3 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
SPY 700 EOW
Strait will open who gives a fuck about the other countries getting bombed
It supposed to dump late in the session, wtf
Im still -10% YTD
#:(
This market is fucking untradeable! Massive geopolitical shifts back and forth every few hours and the market completely ignores fundamentals half the time! Bullshit!
Now my poots alongside my calls are worthless
If you’re not loading up on WTI calls, why are you even here
April 8th vs 9th, haha been there. On MU at 312 though… that’s a tough one. Always tricky spotting the top/bottom on those hypergrowth names. For me, still thinking about where the FCF goes for my picks. Thinking more long-term for MSFT and even a little GOOGL, their moats still look wide even if the P/E is a bit stretched. TSLA, definitely agree on the regard strength. Wild ride for sure.
Oh what a day, what a LOVELY day!