If you don’t have the papers to prove you’re retarded yet, now’s the time to get them.
Just export your trading history and bring it to any doctor.
mtnrnnr802 on
Good morning. I need another 10% day on META. Thank you.
Smart_Influence2966 on
shit posting here while taking a dump is a privilege 🫡
Star_Lord924 on
Fuck iran. The battle and war is care about is the battle of 680.we shall overcome
Desmater on
So red day today.
ithastogoupfromhere on
I guess ground invasion at the weekend and oil peek to $130
good-times- on
lol HELP on the board
puts_every_day on
Everyone said it was impossible to have Taco on Thursday. But I did it, I moved taco from Tuesday to Thursday – 🥭
NefariousnessDry5100 on
Can’t wait to give handjobs behind Wendy’s
Available_Way_355 on
NBIS pumping because their direct rivals stole a meta contract from them?
riteofpass on
Hurts to see LITE AAOI at ATH while I’m holding POET waiting and waiting….
Agitated-Lobster-623 on
The fact that crude is still $9 away from 100 shows that the market is still riding high on hopium and is completely disassociating from reality. Might wear off by the end of the day but I wouldn’t expect any major drop today
Always bet on the dumbest market reaction
Fluffy-Discussion166 on
Markets go sideways for next two weeks
livingiice on
Can’t you see? The economy is flourishing!
extrabigbrain on
I always wanted to LARP as a golf bro at the Masters.
SBEPTY on
The move happened overnight and all y’all literally bought at the peak and now it is straight back to hell.
You regards are the exit liquidy
Bill_Clintons_Desk5 on
I’ll take 10 3% pumps with 0.3% pullbacks and a large fry Ms. Wendy
shawnshaunseen on
i was told there’s another daily threat
x3i4n on
this market is ghey
trsx5 on
I came here for answers 😡
NefariousnessDry5100 on
Oil prices are fake don’t buy calls the MM will rug you
AGener0usGod on
Just woke up .. is Iran still alive?
WarEaglePrime on
Ben Netanyahu gives no f’s.
HomeMadeToast on
Maybe in the next life I’ll be so blessed to be a pro golfer 😔
gibon007 on
Dtruth social can’t keep up today
AmbassadorGloomy8915 on
SPY 700 is BACK 🔥
Neel_Crashkari on
Putting WSB Daily Thread down as my emergency contact
GittingerFredl on
huiiiii, up we go
Mean-Evidence-4056 on
bers refer to it as the nasty nasdaq
winston511 on
Pretty quiet all day from Iran…seems like discussion and backchanneling is in full effect otherwise they would’ve been back to mining the strait and shooting missiles at the gulf
volckerwasright on
Oil bol today is like silver bol from February, trying to factcheck Mr Market. Sorry lil bro you missed ur stop and now u headed to Poughkeepsie
NefariousnessDry5100 on
How does grandmas Bussy smell like
Kash_5991 on
Is taco pumping it up?
Wide_Neighborhood_49 on
Can’t wait for the government to tell us that no prices went up last year despite all evidence to the contrary in 50 minutes
Intelligent-Claim193 on
Alright alright wtf happened
BFox1982 on
Puts were the most obvious play of the year yesterday. Did I buy them? No. Am I the world’s best trader? Also, no.
silverfutes on
Babylon Bee: Middle East Celebrates Ceasefire With Massive Fireworks Display
BerryExpress on
Wouldn’t know what to do today even if I wasn’t regarded
Playful-Ad-7277 on
why is oil & tech stock rising together during pre
Intelligent-Claim193 on
How much you wanna bet AMD will go immediately to green at market open
BooDawg908 on
Great. We get ONE Green Day and it’s back to the Red Sea
Weak_Emu3659 on
# Man who hit wolf with snowmobile, brought it to a bar and killed it gets probation
OscarCapac on
!banbet
Ok-ChildHooOd on
No one actually believed yesterdays ceasefire was gonna hold did they?
tika_dengu on
leaked
Particular-Vast2199 on
ey yo I thought the ceasefire had been violated but it’s all pumping and market doesn’t care anymore?
There was a moment yesterday when my port was extra extra green and I could dance like a princess, but alas twas a fleeting glimmer and I’m back to being a bear troll.
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Space… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Bag of Fries…
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If you don’t have the papers to prove you’re retarded yet, now’s the time to get them.
Just export your trading history and bring it to any doctor.
Good morning. I need another 10% day on META. Thank you.
shit posting here while taking a dump is a privilege 🫡
Fuck iran. The battle and war is care about is the battle of 680.we shall overcome
So red day today.
I guess ground invasion at the weekend and oil peek to $130
lol HELP on the board
Everyone said it was impossible to have Taco on Thursday. But I did it, I moved taco from Tuesday to Thursday – 🥭
Can’t wait to give handjobs behind Wendy’s
NBIS pumping because their direct rivals stole a meta contract from them?
Hurts to see LITE AAOI at ATH while I’m holding POET waiting and waiting….
The fact that crude is still $9 away from 100 shows that the market is still riding high on hopium and is completely disassociating from reality. Might wear off by the end of the day but I wouldn’t expect any major drop today
Always bet on the dumbest market reaction
Markets go sideways for next two weeks
Can’t you see? The economy is flourishing!
I always wanted to LARP as a golf bro at the Masters.
The move happened overnight and all y’all literally bought at the peak and now it is straight back to hell.
You regards are the exit liquidy
I’ll take 10 3% pumps with 0.3% pullbacks and a large fry Ms. Wendy
i was told there’s another daily threat
this market is ghey
I came here for answers 😡
Oil prices are fake don’t buy calls the MM will rug you
Just woke up .. is Iran still alive?
Ben Netanyahu gives no f’s.
Maybe in the next life I’ll be so blessed to be a pro golfer 😔
Dtruth social can’t keep up today
SPY 700 is BACK 🔥
Putting WSB Daily Thread down as my emergency contact
huiiiii, up we go
bers refer to it as the nasty nasdaq
Pretty quiet all day from Iran…seems like discussion and backchanneling is in full effect otherwise they would’ve been back to mining the strait and shooting missiles at the gulf
Oil bol today is like silver bol from February, trying to factcheck Mr Market. Sorry lil bro you missed ur stop and now u headed to Poughkeepsie
How does grandmas Bussy smell like
Is taco pumping it up?
Can’t wait for the government to tell us that no prices went up last year despite all evidence to the contrary in 50 minutes
Alright alright wtf happened
Puts were the most obvious play of the year yesterday. Did I buy them? No. Am I the world’s best trader? Also, no.
Babylon Bee: Middle East Celebrates Ceasefire With Massive Fireworks Display
Wouldn’t know what to do today even if I wasn’t regarded
why is oil & tech stock rising together during pre
How much you wanna bet AMD will go immediately to green at market open
Great. We get ONE Green Day and it’s back to the Red Sea
# Man who hit wolf with snowmobile, brought it to a bar and killed it gets probation
!banbet
No one actually believed yesterdays ceasefire was gonna hold did they?
leaked
ey yo I thought the ceasefire had been violated but it’s all pumping and market doesn’t care anymore?
CRWV
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There was a moment yesterday when my port was extra extra green and I could dance like a princess, but alas twas a fleeting glimmer and I’m back to being a bear troll.