These are only the kind of measures implemented to protect the reigning status of the petrodollar. That’s how precarious the situation has become for the USD as global reserve currency. On top of Japanese carry trade evaporating and Chinese non-renewal of long term US treasuries.
Actual lmao because a blockade would just lead to US ships being blown up
TracyM45 on
US Navy has total operational control
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I’m convinced that the “no u” is so they can claim to have opened it up when they stop their blockade in hopes of muddying up the headlines to generate more volatility. Its all controlled guys, even sticking their dick in the fan here is a move so the market looting can continue. You’ll know its true when you see the Iranians starting to fuck with the fuckery in order to ruin the manipulation gains – it’ll look like them doing these current admin style announcements with hinting of opening. In reality it’d just be a mechanism to lean pressure on the government the only language they’re capable of speaking.
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Live look at the r/bitcoin chart
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So USO moons?
Relax. It’s not that deep
Mango put his own lock on the door after Iran locked it.
Turn it upside down and you have oil prices on market open!
And people thought The Phantom Menace wasn’t prescient
“Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight”
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Clifford’s big red dick putting in work
The global recession this causes is going to be talked about for generations.
Red or black its the safe spot right now, you don’t need the news
They didn’t block the strait, *we* blocked the strait
Don’t worry, if the line goes down far enough…it simply drops back in at the top of the screen, it might look a bit like an ICBM actually…
They said the Strait was a chokepoint, but I didn’t realize it was a chokepoint for my brokerage account too.
Green by open
It to clear the mines to allow full safe passage. You guys would understand if you weren’t so regarded.
Candles are Red,
Hormuz is Blue,
I lost lots of money,
But so will you.
Why we ain’t just build one of these for oil tankers, tho? With enough speed, you could def just jump right over Oman.
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He’s basically daring Iran to fire at US ships and break the ceasefire.
And saying that Iran isn’t going to be allowed to ship oil out either, for free, if others aren’t allowed to do so.
Im sick of loosing money on shorts
Next up we’re gonna drain the straight and fill it in.
Boom, problem solved.
China should give Iran some of their hypersonic carrier buster missiles
Believe it or not, calls for tomorrow
Monday red. Tuesday green.
https://preview.redd.it/o87mg97zorug1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a95931d120e99b0613de8fdd42e04200703e6c7
These are only the kind of measures implemented to protect the reigning status of the petrodollar. That’s how precarious the situation has become for the USD as global reserve currency. On top of Japanese carry trade evaporating and Chinese non-renewal of long term US treasuries.
https://preview.redd.it/ud12loz1prug1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae9ddf2709c56587b5ae51893e7b4616c79b2191
Lol.
I quit this market, I’m holding cash until midterms
At this point, I can’t help but laugh.
Mango def loaded up on Puts Friday.
So glad I locked in a 70% profit on Friday. Now I can buy it back at a discount.
AKA The limp dick blockade.
SPY 700 is truly like a fundamental law in the universe. Like the speed of light. It will never be exceeded.
I bought puts on Friday… 🤞
WE DIDN’T BLOCK THE STRAIT…IT WAS ALWAYS BLOCKED SINCE THE WORLD’S BEEN TURNING 🌏
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Orange Pedos version of “I’ll start my own casino with black Jack and hookers”
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Buying the dip!
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Actual lmao because a blockade would just lead to US ships being blown up
US Navy has total operational control
I’m convinced that the “no u” is so they can claim to have opened it up when they stop their blockade in hopes of muddying up the headlines to generate more volatility. Its all controlled guys, even sticking their dick in the fan here is a move so the market looting can continue. You’ll know its true when you see the Iranians starting to fuck with the fuckery in order to ruin the manipulation gains – it’ll look like them doing these current admin style announcements with hinting of opening. In reality it’d just be a mechanism to lean pressure on the government the only language they’re capable of speaking.
https://preview.redd.it/j26gq2m6srug1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30871c7c9572884bf9a1004c08a56f6644e5bd77