Just point me to the highest price and I’ll sell it for the lowest in a few days.
I need to do my part to support the economy.
vincesuarez on
Buy puts, I bear you 😎
sixtyfivewat on
🌈🐻
amcrambler on
0dte bear hug inbound, vector 090 for bogey.
Mr_Doubtful on
Let’s go bears!!! 🐻 Our time has come
BahtMann on
Every time this gets posted preemptively we see a green day. It’s actually cursed
Current_Employer_308 on
Wait wait wait, did people think there was actually, hahaha, ACTUALLY a single fucking chance in hell these “PEACE TALKS” would work? Pffff like SERIOUSLY?? Oh no no no, and people bought CALLS for Monday??? Ahhhh hahahah
AB__17 on
How come bears never die ? Taco incoming
darkrood on
Monday Truth post: “ Iran leadership and I are starting another 2 week cease 🔥”
And then the bear is fucked again
Mesoscale92 on
Let me guess: Dow up 5% on Monday.
NASDAQOFFICIAL on
Blocked until you buy puts!
Neither_Bank_5396 on
Cash gang forever now. Disaster pre-market and probably green eod from some one sentence tweet or bs news article.
chancepack on
SPY back to 630.
ChetManley20 on
See you’re forgetting about something major. The TACO always comes
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Priced in
Bearish on pixel count
Is it a puts but secretly calls play or a calls but secretly puts?
I love the smell of WWIII in a Sunday morning
State sanctioned piracy.
The age of pirates has returned…
Wooo whoooo!!!!
Two blockades cancel each other out so guess what, calls it is.
Tomorrow may forever be remembered as gay Monday
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Every week I get it wrong.
À ce rythme l’Iran va bientôt s’allier avec les usa contre personne
https://preview.redd.it/31b9088ynrug1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dcc00cfb869ac0d8fe3c56ba29a726356506e46
Just point me to the highest price and I’ll sell it for the lowest in a few days.
I need to do my part to support the economy.
Buy puts, I bear you 😎
🌈🐻
0dte bear hug inbound, vector 090 for bogey.
Let’s go bears!!! 🐻 Our time has come
Every time this gets posted preemptively we see a green day. It’s actually cursed
Wait wait wait, did people think there was actually, hahaha, ACTUALLY a single fucking chance in hell these “PEACE TALKS” would work? Pffff like SERIOUSLY?? Oh no no no, and people bought CALLS for Monday??? Ahhhh hahahah
How come bears never die ? Taco incoming
Monday Truth post: “ Iran leadership and I are starting another 2 week cease 🔥”
And then the bear is fucked again
Let me guess: Dow up 5% on Monday.
Blocked until you buy puts!
Cash gang forever now. Disaster pre-market and probably green eod from some one sentence tweet or bs news article.
SPY back to 630.
See you’re forgetting about something major. The TACO always comes
https://preview.redd.it/3p2lkck0prug1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22851b758ab51df982ce090a1b64e7f9e5000f7a
already priced in
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Tomorrows headline; “The US and Iran have an reached agreement about how to block the strait of hormuz”
bers ar fck
TACO play by Tuesday? TACO Tuesday?
Looks like Baron got shorting permissions from his brokerage. Good knowing ya regards
A whole civilization dies tonight – From Gay bears to Monday bulls to taco tuesdays
Until Monday morning at 6:27 AM mango says the blockade is done.