Wiggling all the way to the bank Position $330 call LNG https://i.redd.it/f6x4n3a4ysug1.gif Posted by Routine-Phrase457
fen-q on April 12, 2026 6:26 pm Plot twist: we will probably go up because nothing makes sense anymore.
AllCapNoBrake on April 12, 2026 6:27 pm https://preview.redd.it/fn0nf24oysug1.png?width=275&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc0728b01330050183587f36d0be063d23783217
34710x2 on April 12, 2026 6:27 pm Incoming truth social right around market open from grandpa dementia to give the markets copium
Marko-2091 on April 12, 2026 6:27 pm Everyone here expects this to be ultra red tomorrow. Thus, priced in.
OptimusTron222 on April 12, 2026 6:28 pm I can imagine Trump coming up again and saying that we won the negotiations and there is no war, plus the strait is open words
PleasantAnomaly on April 12, 2026 6:28 pm I wouldn’t be so sure. The same thing happened Monday 04/06. Started down, then everything reversed
Guest_0_ on April 12, 2026 6:30 pm At this point the administration is using a dowsing rod made of retardium to come up with more ways to pump the markets. The latest is incredible. “You won’t open the strait? Fine. We’ll close it ourselves”.
Kind_Initiative_7567 on April 12, 2026 6:30 pm This is why I know my calls are gonna hit. Too many BER frothing at the mouth 😂
One_Talk_3410 on April 12, 2026 6:33 pm JD Vance being an incompetent jackass has already been priced in
deevee12 on April 12, 2026 6:46 pm Premarket: SPY down 1%, bears googling for Lambos nearby 10:30: Second round of negotiations announced by 🌮 12:00 SPY is now even for the day 2:00: Israel blows up more shit in Lebanon and SPY dips. Bears start drafting their resignation from Wendy’s 4:00: SPY closes green
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Wait til 8:30.
Plot twist: we will probably go up because nothing makes sense anymore.
Green by open
https://preview.redd.it/fn0nf24oysug1.png?width=275&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc0728b01330050183587f36d0be063d23783217
Until TACO at 11 am
Incoming truth social right around market open from grandpa dementia to give the markets copium
Everyone here expects this to be ultra red tomorrow. Thus, priced in.
I can imagine Trump coming up again and saying that we won the negotiations and there is no war, plus the strait is open words
I wouldn’t be so sure. The same thing happened Monday 04/06. Started down, then everything reversed
Bulls at 9:31 😭
At this point the administration is using a dowsing rod made of retardium to come up with more ways to pump the markets.
The latest is incredible. “You won’t open the strait? Fine. We’ll close it ourselves”.
This is why I know my calls are gonna hit. Too many BER frothing at the mouth 😂
Why red?
I had puts that expired Friday, so you’re all welcome
Green after Trumps says we won the war again on TruthSocial
Misspelled bull
Nahh
Green by the end of the day
lmfao… It’s gonna pump.
JD Vance being an incompetent jackass has already been priced in
If everyone going red I’m going green
Futes down 2% and back to green by 11:30 am est
Post confirms bottom
Premarket: SPY down 1%, bears googling for Lambos nearby
10:30: Second round of negotiations announced by 🌮
12:00 SPY is now even for the day
2:00: Israel blows up more shit in Lebanon and SPY dips. Bears start drafting their resignation from Wendy’s
4:00: SPY closes green