Yeah, so the straight of Hormuz is under active blockade. Oil tankers have a max speed of a
fast cycle, the last tankers will start arriving shortly, and Oil is going to go to the moon.
As for what happens to the SPY, it is an elevator ride down likely, the market will get Viet Konged nothing is priced in.
Translation: We are cooked, your calls are cooked, our boy vloker is laughing so hard his dentures shot out.
This is a classic stagflation play, high energy prices, a weak economy, debt bubbles, private credit funds closing doors, this sounds a lot like 2008, you can't print your way out of this without becoming 1930's Germany.
"This is going to be a beautiful quarter for put holders and an extinction-level event for anyone who bought calls because "it already priced in bro." from 18 days agoNothing is priced in. Nothing has ever been priced in. The market prices things in the same way I read terms and conditions."
A hamster beat this subreddit and you guys made him king for a day, I am not celebrating, this means we are all cooked.
Have a good weekend
Positions: SPY 540P 4/17, XLE puts, and emotional damage, economic damage, and an escape plan.
Post from 18 days ago:
They are blockading 20% of the worlds oil supply…. my thesis from 18 days is coming true
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4/17? That’s the peak of this move up I guess
Futures will probably open red tonight
Which means it will be green by tomorrow morning market open
Bro
540????? 4/17? Thetagang is gonna FEAST don’t do this to us
not my calls 😉 they were cooked friday afternoon
I would like a baconator and fries please…. Just preparing you for your first day of work
Isn’t XLE an oil etf?
540 this week? This is a joke, right?
I’m more bullish on the oil from the mod’s feet, which can easily surpass 20% of Middle East oil.
Buy the dip
I gave up on the notion that we will ever have a true downturn. Seems that every hiccup is immediately followed by huge rips up.
Believe it or not, calls
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its gonna be funny when SPY still goes up
Tuesday announcement: Only unfriendly ships are blockade
If America attacks Chinese civilians ships we’re all cooked, Nagasaki style
200 per barrel of oil coming soon
They will print money, they need an excuse to print money every 7-10 years, this is the single most significant factor markets have priced in since COVID, stocks only go up. Inflation up is only poor people problems, who cares about them anyway, just cook the numbers and all’s good.
Let’s see mans thesis tomorrow when it’s green for no reason
Bears are coming !!!!!
I do think this is totally not priced in, rare occasion
What made you settle on 540 strike? Why not 560 or 520?
I have $6510 4/17 and $619 04/24 and these are already kinda longshots ur fucking cooked bro
Bruh I got downvoted to hell when I said 🥭 is crazy enough to put a blockade to force China into action 😂
I cash out and jokes on me. We will see.
So markets up tomorrow?
Market is cooked.
So.. calls I guess 🤌
But the oil is already up over 50%.
Eventually it’ll be open again. It’s better to just keep going long and forget oil stuff is even going on
MU, SNDK, WDC it’s that easy
But what does the hamster say?
I shorted semis. Perhaps I should have bought UVXY instead. Easy enough fix. Regardless. I win.
Wrong, they are the speed of a SLOW bycicle
WTH bruh! SPY 540 puts?
I just hope we finally invest in some fucking bike lanes.
Price in is just a term people use to cope.