Yeah, so the straight of Hormuz is under active blockade. Oil tankers have a max speed of a

    fast cycle, the last tankers will start arriving shortly, and Oil is going to go to the moon.

    As for what happens to the SPY, it is an elevator ride down likely, the market will get Viet Konged nothing is priced in.

    Translation: We are cooked, your calls are cooked, our boy vloker is laughing so hard his dentures shot out.

    This is a classic stagflation play, high energy prices, a weak economy, debt bubbles, private credit funds closing doors, this sounds a lot like 2008, you can't print your way out of this without becoming 1930's Germany.

    "This is going to be a beautiful quarter for put holders and an extinction-level event for anyone who bought calls because "it already priced in bro." from 18 days agoNothing is priced in. Nothing has ever been priced in. The market prices things in the same way I read terms and conditions."

    A hamster beat this subreddit and you guys made him king for a day, I am not celebrating, this means we are all cooked.

    Have a good weekend

    Positions: SPY 540P 4/17, XLE puts, and emotional damage, economic damage, and an escape plan.

    Post from 18 days ago:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1s3az5u/every_ceo_is_about_to_say_unexpected_headwinds_47/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

    They are blockading 20% of the worlds oil supply…. my thesis from 18 days is coming true
    byu/MilesDelta inwallstreetbets



    Posted by MilesDelta

    34 Comments

    1. MilkyWayObserver on

      Futures will probably open red tonight

      Which means it will be green by tomorrow morning market open

    2. I would like a baconator and fries please…. Just preparing you for your first day of work

    3. Doughnutpower on

      I’m more bullish on the oil from the mod’s feet, which can easily surpass 20% of Middle East oil.

    4. Fit_Caterpillar5396 on

      I gave up on the notion that we will ever have a true downturn. Seems that every hiccup is immediately followed by huge rips up.

    5. They will print money, they need an excuse to print money every 7-10 years, this is the single most significant factor markets have priced in since COVID, stocks only go up. Inflation up is only poor people problems, who cares about them anyway, just cook the numbers and all’s good.

    6. SlickBlick6667 on

      I have $6510 4/17 and $619 04/24 and these are already kinda longshots ur fucking cooked bro

    7. delicious_oppai on

      Bruh I got downvoted to hell when I said 🥭 is crazy enough to put a blockade to force China into action 😂

    8. Eventually it’ll be open again. It’s better to just keep going long and forget oil stuff is even going on
      MU, SNDK, WDC it’s that easy

    9. I shorted semis. Perhaps I should have bought UVXY instead. Easy enough fix. Regardless. I win.

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