I heard they are announcing the colonel they saved is being announced and named pre market. Strong bets on polymarket that it was Colonel Sanders. There was real fear the filthy Iranians were going to get their grubby hands on the secret herbs and spices recipe. USS KFC gonna lead blockade aa retribution.
Okay, so these colours are misleading lmao. My first expression- what the actual f!
Thanks for providing the text OP.
Strange_Specific655 on
They are gonna open it if the US blocks off the only thing that is keeping their economy alive, small spike and then crude will nuke because China (Irans largest purchaser) will have their ships blocked off
BiggieMoe01 on
Why the fuck is green negative
Frosty-Search on
Green = good
Love-for-everyone on
That is still deep red.
x3i4n on
Only -1%? Meh.
HugeAd5056 on
I had full port VXX on Friday and closed it out when I saw not one sign of a pullback. Definitely regretting closing that.
floppyfloopy on
Does Pete Hegseth accidentally add any of you to the insider trading Signal chat? Please hit me up.
followedbymeteor on
Absolutely shrek green
Jedi_Song on
At least the color is green !
bdh2067 on
Whatchu talkin bout ? Hit refresh
dayzdayv on
I’m buying calls for end of the week. Trump will taco by Tuesday on the blockade.
cryptopolymath on
Priced in, 🌮 Tuesday Iranian quant fade-the-news play.
fakenews_thankme on
I am only seeing Green. I am happy.
Significant-Bat4227 on
Boring
theb0tman on
Riddle me this regards
– if Trump is actually gonna do this why did he announce when he was gonna do it instead of just doing it?
thasparzan on
It was all priced in. Everyone knew there was no real deal
pablitorun on
Vix is saying taco supreme
Initial_Ad_9250 on
Shrek lover
Sufficient-Flan1565 on
Bro stop reversing these colors. My American ass sees green and starts cheering up 🆙
Wrong_Dog_4337 on
Surprised it’s not down more
AssignmentMammoth696 on
Lmao markets are still on copium, only 1.2% down while oil is 104. They still assume this is going to end up with all parties happy in the near term, delusional.
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WSB color gayng
You are one heck of a regarded
WHY IS THIS GREEN I CHEERED FOR NOTHING
Hello again! Don’t mind all the traders that can’t dream in color. Though I’m sure you’re used to it by now.
Its Green!
Had me in the first half not gonna lie….
Just like Michael Scott.
Green means go ahead and shut up about it.
Sorry why is a drop green and increase red? Is that a setting on your app, or is that the norm in your location?
Is bro from Asia? Color reversal
https://preview.redd.it/h6dld0px2uug1.jpeg?width=4044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e51f5b529a0b19a77bdef0b0547430651d1f96
https://preview.redd.it/g5pxxbl13uug1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1db860ac262a13946377ae302e6d2893abb0f2a
You’ve made my dick hard for the first since 2021
One percent is nothing. Buying calls at open
I heard they are announcing the colonel they saved is being announced and named pre market. Strong bets on polymarket that it was Colonel Sanders. There was real fear the filthy Iranians were going to get their grubby hands on the secret herbs and spices recipe. USS KFC gonna lead blockade aa retribution.
Vix looking good
It will be green by 9:30AM tomorrow
Crashing now.
https://www.cnn.com/markets/premarkets
Vix at 23? Calls.
It will all be gone by the time spot market opens zz
https://preview.redd.it/hr6z1itk3uug1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3efebb9ac42a04e7ea1b869e2a90e8f9b3ee688
SP 12000 December 24 2026!
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
That’s not terrible tbh lol
AMERICA IS BACK!
What the green is negative for… oh no.
https://preview.redd.it/1mkte2ax3uug1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c599c17d521bab1fa57ab2f27ac6028a517e8c91
I anit hear no bell yet!!
Okay, so these colours are misleading lmao. My first expression- what the actual f!
Thanks for providing the text OP.
They are gonna open it if the US blocks off the only thing that is keeping their economy alive, small spike and then crude will nuke because China (Irans largest purchaser) will have their ships blocked off
Why the fuck is green negative
Green = good
That is still deep red.
Only -1%? Meh.
I had full port VXX on Friday and closed it out when I saw not one sign of a pullback. Definitely regretting closing that.
Does Pete Hegseth accidentally add any of you to the insider trading Signal chat? Please hit me up.
Absolutely shrek green
At least the color is green !
Whatchu talkin bout ? Hit refresh
I’m buying calls for end of the week. Trump will taco by Tuesday on the blockade.
Priced in, 🌮 Tuesday Iranian quant fade-the-news play.
I am only seeing Green. I am happy.
Boring
Riddle me this regards
– if Trump is actually gonna do this why did he announce when he was gonna do it instead of just doing it?
It was all priced in. Everyone knew there was no real deal
Vix is saying taco supreme
Shrek lover
Bro stop reversing these colors. My American ass sees green and starts cheering up 🆙
Surprised it’s not down more
Lmao markets are still on copium, only 1.2% down while oil is 104. They still assume this is going to end up with all parties happy in the near term, delusional.
https://preview.redd.it/qn0ttdrfauug1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0db39ee8cc696a2656b40ccdbc19e27a76b65e0
We ride at dawn, regards!