Skinned, turned into a rug, tossed into the Wendys dumpster https://i.redd.it/bp7kz4vokzug1.jpeg Posted by EclipseKing
AlexP1993 on April 13, 2026 4:45 pm When you get shot in the woods like this, it probably means you went too 🌈 and not enough 🐻. Source: I’m 🌈🐻
Top_Category_2526 on April 13, 2026 4:46 pm Like time a short the market, my wife divorced me and i’ve lost my trailer
accountantskill on April 13, 2026 4:46 pm Bet against America? You’ll lose 9/10 times. That 1/10 times will make you a milionaire
anachronofspace on April 13, 2026 4:48 pm https://preview.redd.it/bb1cmjrvlzug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c8f7d49513cdd3a42986f4b47eda1285d5399b9
OkClassroomo on April 13, 2026 4:48 pm https://preview.redd.it/j3pqfqjxlzug1.png?width=547&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c7aa34db75d34078e8baab688421b3f1a3bd96b
SomewhereNo8378 on April 13, 2026 4:48 pm the problem is you didn’t have insider information. common mistake
Nightcrew22 on April 13, 2026 4:49 pm https://preview.redd.it/nws170j1mzug1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=343cce9d8cde67a58441961d4d0ba342d8c71d3f Incredible title
borderless_olive on April 13, 2026 4:49 pm Man same…. serious though, what in the actual phuk is this market. I don’t know shit about fuck anymore, how ever small that was
hitman133295 on April 13, 2026 4:58 pm I short with futures and during off hours. I stop trading puts during market open recently. Too many news it’s not gonna drop
FlyingPie123 on April 13, 2026 5:01 pm Being a bear is harder than bring a bull. The market consistently increases 7-10% per year on average.
shugo7 on April 13, 2026 5:03 pm Now you understand why being gay is not free https://preview.redd.it/un4unalrozug1.png?width=333&format=png&auto=webp&s=13b1666999947af82c387ab1adf1eec67b41ae6b
NotMyAltThrowAwayOG on April 13, 2026 5:06 pm If you’d tried being a bull it you would have gotten castrated.
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guys, you know what time it is
Thesis isn’t wrong, you’re just early.
When you get shot in the woods like this, it probably means you went too 🌈 and not enough 🐻.
Source: I’m 🌈🐻
Your loss is already priced in
Like time a short the market, my wife divorced me and i’ve lost my trailer
Bet against America? You’ll lose 9/10 times.
That 1/10 times will make you a milionaire
https://preview.redd.it/bb1cmjrvlzug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c8f7d49513cdd3a42986f4b47eda1285d5399b9
https://preview.redd.it/j3pqfqjxlzug1.png?width=547&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c7aa34db75d34078e8baab688421b3f1a3bd96b
the problem is you didn’t have insider information. common mistake
https://preview.redd.it/nws170j1mzug1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=343cce9d8cde67a58441961d4d0ba342d8c71d3f
Incredible title
Man same…. serious though, what in the actual phuk is this market. I don’t know shit about fuck anymore, how ever small that was
That’s it?
Ghey
Be a vulture capitalist
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I short with futures and during off hours. I stop trading puts during market open recently. Too many news it’s not gonna drop
I’m a gay bear and love shorting too fam
Being a bear is harder than bring a bull. The market consistently increases 7-10% per year on average.
Now you understand why being gay is not free
https://preview.redd.it/un4unalrozug1.png?width=333&format=png&auto=webp&s=13b1666999947af82c387ab1adf1eec67b41ae6b
definitely made a sound, too “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!”
If you’d tried being a bull it you would have gotten castrated.
Ber r fug