2026: Crystal Ball Awards (Q1)
January
- The Greenland Rug Pull: Nuking the Markets for a Glacier
- A bear case for Mag7: US is burning its "Trust Capital"
February
March
- Isn't this 2022 all over again? Where to invest?
- Uh oh guys… this might be the stockpocalypse Unabashed Use of "Stockpocalypse" Award
- Is this the start of a new 2008 or am I seeing ghosts?
- The hurricane is on its way to the stock market, and this is just the mild wind gusts hitting before the storm Bottom Tick Award, Most Poetic Award
- SPY YTD: -7.5%
April
- Why did market rally?
- How can pre-market be trending up!
- This is not a bull market today, it's all bull shit and people are going to slip on it.
- Why is the market not crashing?
- How is the market still headed back to all time highs after news like this?
- S&P 500 hits new all-time high as investors shrug off Iran war oil price spike
- I'm stuck out of the market Most Honest Award
- Irrationality at it's peak
- SPY YTD: +2.45%
Since April 2025:
- April: It’s Over. The Market Is Cooked. Hope You Enjoyed the Ride. ⸺ Suicide Hotline
- May: The stock market will crash even further
- June: Why I am bearish on S&P and sitting tight on my puts
- July: Are we facing a stock market crash in July? Trump’s “Section 899”
- August: Do you expect a crash – August tariff deadline?
- September: Anyone else getting that “September’s gonna punch us in the face” feeling?
- October: When do we start discussing the October Effect? I kind of feel we are in for a big correction ⸺ Get ready, we're going over the falls
- November: There's been a few hiccups here and there in this rally, but this one feels different…
- December: Why The Market will crash to historical level by December ⸺ honestly just sold everything. this market feels fake.
- SPY 1Y: +33%
2026: Crystal Ball Awards (Q1)
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