2026: Crystal Ball Awards (Q1)

January

• The Greenland Rug Pull: Nuking the Markets for a Glacier
• A bear case for Mag7: US is burning its "Trust Capital"

February

• Are the Markets just fraud at this point?
• Are we simply past the peak?

March

• Isn't this 2022 all over again? Where to invest?
• Uh oh guys… this might be the stockpocalypse Unabashed Use of "Stockpocalypse" Award
• Is this the start of a new 2008 or am I seeing ghosts?
• The hurricane is on its way to the stock market, and this is just the mild wind gusts hitting before the storm Bottom Tick Award, Most Poetic Award
• SPY YTD: -7.5%

April

• Why did market rally?
• How can pre-market be trending up!
• This is not a bull market today, it's all bull shit and people are going to slip on it.
• Why is the market not crashing?
• How is the market still headed back to all time highs after news like this?
• S&P 500 hits new all-time high as investors shrug off Iran war oil price spike
• I'm stuck out of the market Most Honest Award
• Irrationality at it's peak
• SPY YTD: +2.45%

Since April 2025:

• April: It’s Over. The Market Is Cooked. Hope You Enjoyed the Ride. ⸺ Suicide Hotline
• May: The stock market will crash even further
• June: Why I am bearish on S&P and sitting tight on my puts
• July: Are we facing a stock market crash in July? Trump’s “Section 899”
• August: Do you expect a crash – August tariff deadline?
• September: Anyone else getting that “September’s gonna punch us in the face” feeling?
• October: When do we start discussing the October Effect? I kind of feel we are in for a big correction ⸺ Get ready, we're going over the falls
• November: There's been a few hiccups here and there in this rally, but this one feels different…
• December: Why The Market will crash to historical level by December ⸺ honestly just sold everything. this market feels fake.
• SPY 1Y: +33%