I recommend a new instrument known as the āPut Callā
bl2nder on
damn, thatās rough. maybe try investing in something that doesnāt just orbit around losses?
TurbulentCycle3426 on
I hear that Branson is in a similar spot, and is using a burner account to come here and get advice too.
SweetSchlong on
Bruh
Yammy-FGX5 on
Iāll cook you up a parlay for week 1. Use at your own risk
internetf1fan on
I’ve done it. Managed to come back from being 99.7% down. Just have to get lucky with 2 earning plays and go full port in each.
WetLumpyDough on
Yes, options
Top-Meaning2626 on
Keep lips chapped between customers behind the wendy’s dumpster
Fil3toFishy69 on
Wow you’re retarded dude
a-lost-ukrainian on
buy the dip
KrypticMization on
Buy OPEN before it runs up š
geooooorge on
Yes but you also missed the bull run like a retard
IGU_lockk on
Buddy got fucked by a virgin company
Serious_Piccolo6967 on
0DTE SPY
Necessary-Peanut2491 on
No, and your question shows that you’re on the path I’ve seen so many before, where you’ll just lose it all again and again. Because you started by making extremely risky trades with way too much exposure, and now you’re revenge trading to try to get it all back. It’s bad on top of bad, the only way to recover is to realize everything you’re doing is wrong and to *stop*.
Let’s do a little math here. I saw you posting on a bunch of other “investing” subs that are really just gambling subs, people trying to make millions on risky trades, etc.. So let’s see what it would take to actually succeed in what appears to be your plan, get to $1M. And we’ll say you *didn’t* just lose everything. What does it take to get from here to there?
Well, you’re gambling, not investing, so we’re gonna have to assign odds. I’ll say you’re *really* good at gambling, and somehow have a 75% success rate at picking winners. You don’t (nobody does), but I’m going to be as generous as possible to really drive the point home. And we’ll say that you always double your money on every investment. Now we’ll apply your investing strategy of “YOLO it all into one stock.” How likely are you to get to $1M?
Not very. You need to hit five correct trades in a row to hit $1M. The odds of doing that are 23.7%. Miss any *one* of those and you experience what you just experienced here, resetting back to around zero and the game is over. With a 50% success rate (again, still way higher than you’re likely to see) you’re at a 3% chance. At 33% you’re at 0.3%.
So failure is all but guaranteed. However there are so many people doing incredibly risky things like this that it’s very likely you’ll see people who succeeded, tricking you into thinking this is realistic. It’s not, that’s just how probability works. 0.3% chance, and ten thousand people trying the thing? Then we expect a few dozen to succeed by random chance. That doesn’t prove they had any idea what they were doing, in fact the presence of *only* a few dozen proves they *don’t* know what they’re doing and just got lucky.
TL;DR: High stakes coin flipping isn’t an investing strategy, and I don’t recommend anyone does it.
cheapdvds on
Deposit 54k, show market who is the boss!
cjpogi1118 on
Pray bro. Sleep
No-Tax-9606 on
GOOG or TSLA LEAPS, LFG
Ready_Philosophy_734 on
Yeah , invest in value and quit this sub.Ā
bullfromthesea on
Todays return is on the right track…
CaLMLiKEaB0Mb5 on
MSOS
HauHauHauHauHauHau on
Yeah
By trading list of companies in the S&P
ReaverCities on
Double or nothing.
The game only ends if you walk away
jonathansj on
Just deposit $30k more and it will look like you made $3k profit instead of $27k loss.
ConradSchu on
Keep averaging down and eventually, you might be able to break even. Unless they go under first. Which is quite possible.
raisinpon on
Pleas fly again
Krabkrussy on
Oooh, Spicey
ahmong on
Fuck it, this is WSB, take out a personal loan and double down. Easy
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Yes. yolo the remaining 3k into 0dte options.
One puts the š in the bag.
You should definitely take the app’s advice to create a recurring investment OP
https://preview.redd.it/qoyx8n4lcdif1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa2b556bf1a7eca60b2511905e30948b8c4610a
Yolo a puppy with the 3k
Hold SpaceX will go to the moon /s
I recommend a new instrument known as the āPut Callā
damn, thatās rough. maybe try investing in something that doesnāt just orbit around losses?
I hear that Branson is in a similar spot, and is using a burner account to come here and get advice too.
Bruh
Iāll cook you up a parlay for week 1. Use at your own risk
I’ve done it. Managed to come back from being 99.7% down. Just have to get lucky with 2 earning plays and go full port in each.
Yes, options
Keep lips chapped between customers behind the wendy’s dumpster
Wow you’re retarded dude
buy the dip
Buy OPEN before it runs up š
Yes but you also missed the bull run like a retard
Buddy got fucked by a virgin company
0DTE SPY
No, and your question shows that you’re on the path I’ve seen so many before, where you’ll just lose it all again and again. Because you started by making extremely risky trades with way too much exposure, and now you’re revenge trading to try to get it all back. It’s bad on top of bad, the only way to recover is to realize everything you’re doing is wrong and to *stop*.
Let’s do a little math here. I saw you posting on a bunch of other “investing” subs that are really just gambling subs, people trying to make millions on risky trades, etc.. So let’s see what it would take to actually succeed in what appears to be your plan, get to $1M. And we’ll say you *didn’t* just lose everything. What does it take to get from here to there?
Well, you’re gambling, not investing, so we’re gonna have to assign odds. I’ll say you’re *really* good at gambling, and somehow have a 75% success rate at picking winners. You don’t (nobody does), but I’m going to be as generous as possible to really drive the point home. And we’ll say that you always double your money on every investment. Now we’ll apply your investing strategy of “YOLO it all into one stock.” How likely are you to get to $1M?
Not very. You need to hit five correct trades in a row to hit $1M. The odds of doing that are 23.7%. Miss any *one* of those and you experience what you just experienced here, resetting back to around zero and the game is over. With a 50% success rate (again, still way higher than you’re likely to see) you’re at a 3% chance. At 33% you’re at 0.3%.
So failure is all but guaranteed. However there are so many people doing incredibly risky things like this that it’s very likely you’ll see people who succeeded, tricking you into thinking this is realistic. It’s not, that’s just how probability works. 0.3% chance, and ten thousand people trying the thing? Then we expect a few dozen to succeed by random chance. That doesn’t prove they had any idea what they were doing, in fact the presence of *only* a few dozen proves they *don’t* know what they’re doing and just got lucky.
TL;DR: High stakes coin flipping isn’t an investing strategy, and I don’t recommend anyone does it.
Deposit 54k, show market who is the boss!
Pray bro. Sleep
GOOG or TSLA LEAPS, LFG
Yeah , invest in value and quit this sub.Ā
Todays return is on the right track…
MSOS
Yeah
By trading list of companies in the S&P
Double or nothing.
The game only ends if you walk away
Just deposit $30k more and it will look like you made $3k profit instead of $27k loss.
Keep averaging down and eventually, you might be able to break even. Unless they go under first. Which is quite possible.
Pleas fly again
Oooh, Spicey
Fuck it, this is WSB, take out a personal loan and double down. Easy
Take the 3k and buy calls in COIN
Get a job and stop gambling lol