Tesla puts are like that Slot machine you love but always lose on. Like Cleopatra or Wicked winnings
Cures you scarab & Raven !!
Alwaysfavoriteasian on
Whoa am I really the 5th comment
CDulst on
🌮 thinks he holds the cards, but he doesn’t! Mr Market holds the cards and soon he’ll find out!
31andnotdone on
only I could manage to be down 18% on a stock that is up 89%
LeDucky on
Be tearful when others are greedy.
Victariox on
ASTS screwing bears yet again
Lauiasz on
Why is ACHR dumping so hard? I thought the call wasn’t that bad
I_Own_A_Fedora_AMA on
>wake up
>/ES -0.01%
>a smile spreads across my face
>bul r fuk
Normal-Phase-1252 on
Making 30k over the weekend from OPEN a month ago only to lose it all on TTD earnings was my 2025 highlight
Bumskelper on
Mango never invited Europe to that fishing trip with Vladimir Putin, and now they so mad lol
andyman268 on
Bol fuk? Or ber fuk??
Star_Lord924 on
Welp let’s see what today brings
Bumskelper on
There’s an irony that Warren Buffet’s legacy will be whatever dumbasfuck liquidity crisis is brewing by the ungodly amount of capital being allocated in “VOO and chill” plays
Fox_n_Roll on
I’m gonna crawl under my desk and cry for a bit now.
Thank You for your attention on this matter
civilengineer81 on
Is is too late to hope in weed train?Â
LasyKuuga on
Does it even matter if its gonna be red or green today.
I’m still gonna get emotional and somehow lose money 😢
Bumskelper on
This shit gonna be red just dahmp eet already
MorrisseysRubiksCube on
Whatever government employee it is that has to lead a press conference and say inflation is up, they’re getting fired.
Onebadosteopathswag on
is president thin skin going to fire whoever releases the cpi report?
alfapredator on
Ber annihilation candle
Coming to a theater near you
Regenbooggeit on
NVDA to 200 and GOOG to 300. In that order please. Thank you.
mayorolivia on
We will cook today after we get another flat ass CPI print
Specific-Ad803 on
Can’t imagine not making money in this market let alone losing money, it’s just self destruction at that points trading has never been so easy as it is all year
I_Own_A_Fedora_AMA on
How hard would the markets crash if we get a 0.1% hotter than expected CPI at 8:30 and 🥠fires the new head of the BLS at 8:32
Onebadosteopathswag on
if the cpi report is shit, we are going to see the ugliest and most scammy penny stocks as top gainers like QVCCGA, ZOOZ, and whatever random chinese garbage is up.
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Please help me sir, I’m Indian
Green dildos ? I really doubt it man.
#GOOD MORNING
Tesla puts are like that Slot machine you love but always lose on. Like Cleopatra or Wicked winnings
Cures you scarab & Raven !!
Whoa am I really the 5th comment
🌮 thinks he holds the cards, but he doesn’t! Mr Market holds the cards and soon he’ll find out!
only I could manage to be down 18% on a stock that is up 89%
Be tearful when others are greedy.
ASTS screwing bears yet again
Why is ACHR dumping so hard? I thought the call wasn’t that bad
>wake up
>/ES -0.01%
>a smile spreads across my face
>bul r fuk
Making 30k over the weekend from OPEN a month ago only to lose it all on TTD earnings was my 2025 highlight
Mango never invited Europe to that fishing trip with Vladimir Putin, and now they so mad lol
Bol fuk? Or ber fuk??
Welp let’s see what today brings
There’s an irony that Warren Buffet’s legacy will be whatever dumbasfuck liquidity crisis is brewing by the ungodly amount of capital being allocated in “VOO and chill” plays
I’m gonna crawl under my desk and cry for a bit now.
Thank You for your attention on this matter
Is is too late to hope in weed train?Â
Does it even matter if its gonna be red or green today.
I’m still gonna get emotional and somehow lose money 😢
This shit gonna be red just dahmp eet already
Whatever government employee it is that has to lead a press conference and say inflation is up, they’re getting fired.
is president thin skin going to fire whoever releases the cpi report?
Ber annihilation candle
Coming to a theater near you
NVDA to 200 and GOOG to 300. In that order please. Thank you.
We will cook today after we get another flat ass CPI print
Can’t imagine not making money in this market let alone losing money, it’s just self destruction at that points trading has never been so easy as it is all year
How hard would the markets crash if we get a 0.1% hotter than expected CPI at 8:30 and 🥠fires the new head of the BLS at 8:32
if the cpi report is shit, we are going to see the ugliest and most scammy penny stocks as top gainers like QVCCGA, ZOOZ, and whatever random chinese garbage is up.