The Trump boys just yeeted “American Bitcoin” onto Nasdaq and it’s already a circus

Eric and Don Jr. decided yesterday was the day to turn their little mining toy into a “historic milestone” and slapped American Bitcoin on the Nasdaq under the ticker ABTC.

Opening bell hits → stock dumps 17% in two minutes 😂. Wall Street basically said “nah.”

But wait it yo-yoed back up 74% by the afternoon because apparently degenerates can’t resist a Trump pump.

First it was World Liberty Financial, now ABTC, and next they’re building a Cronos treasury. Like… at this point it’s less “family business” and more crypto cult with daddy issues.

Full explainer of the clown show here if you want the receipts: https://www.sandmark.com/news/top-news/trump-backed-mining-company-american-bitcoin-lists-nasdaq