How are there still retards here who think it’s earnings beat and not what Jensen says that matters the most? He already said they’re beating the estimates 3 weeks ago at GTC Washington, hence the 8% rally to $207 ath end-Oct during the GTC. Market hinges on him pulling a Musk and lie his way to save the market, he better be saying AI owns the world or some shit
Edit: God bless Jensen Hwang, CEO of NVDA and American Stock Market
Even if it misses earnings, AI bubble pooping feels like itβs a 2026 thing.
Feel like there will still be a rally somewhere in late Jan early Feb even if this misses
AngryGranny1992 on
There’s another fork, NVIDIA beats earnings and market still dumps. It happens because its already priced in. NVIDIA would need to go even beyond what was expected which is that NVIDIA will beat the expectations already.
So go even above the fact that people expect that NVIDIA will go above expectations.
ResponsibleBorder746 on
All my money in this bitch and I canβt pull out.
nvidia beats earnings but not by much, market doesnt like so drops, tomorrow 4pm market realizes it exagerated and we go back up
Lancearon on
Bitcoin doesn’t drop in value if the economy tanks…
But gold has a better track record. Just saying.
Temporary_Ad_5947 on
Priced in. Market flat
CouchPotatoFamine on
I feel like I am at the roulette table watching the marble bounce around after betting my life savings on red.
elfinko on
It will be the usual. Beat earnings. Provide bleak outlook. Rinse. Repeat.
NotaFTCAgent on
My brother in christ, both are priced in.
Fuck your puts. Fuck your calls.
Jpow has got you by the balls.
CouchPotatoFamine on
Reporting at…4:20, brooooooski.
Sense_Of_Logic on
Saudi Arabia king π just cashed Nvidia to build super computer in KSA sip lemon π juice π₯€ and relax boys π while watching it prints π΅π΅π΅π΅
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fuck this shitππππππππππ
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I can think of at least 3 more outcomes
What if itβs just flat to theta fuck everyone?
How are there still retards here who think it’s earnings beat and not what Jensen says that matters the most? He already said they’re beating the estimates 3 weeks ago at GTC Washington, hence the 8% rally to $207 ath end-Oct during the GTC. Market hinges on him pulling a Musk and lie his way to save the market, he better be saying AI owns the world or some shit
Edit: God bless Jensen Hwang, CEO of NVDA and American Stock Market
https://preview.redd.it/tdu4ygk11a2g1.jpeg?width=109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27180e0f3597e0fbb298316084b2896074784740
https://preview.redd.it/0yhoml821a2g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a38729c168bec4a634ac0ad7f2b124c4373a496
Even if it misses earnings, AI bubble pooping feels like itβs a 2026 thing.
Feel like there will still be a rally somewhere in late Jan early Feb even if this misses
There’s another fork, NVIDIA beats earnings and market still dumps. It happens because its already priced in. NVIDIA would need to go even beyond what was expected which is that NVIDIA will beat the expectations already.
So go even above the fact that people expect that NVIDIA will go above expectations.
All my money in this bitch and I canβt pull out.
One more pump!
One more pump!
One more pump!!!!!!
Nvidia beats earnings but cuts guidance.
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BTC canβt hit $0, I have a limit order in at $0.0001 for all ~18.5million mined coins
Add a 3rd one too bro, beat earnings yet the market tank or sideways to fuck all calls and puts like lastime.
Nvidia Misses: market tanks
Nvidia makes record profits : market tanks
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I’ve made my choice
nvidia beats earnings but not by much, market doesnt like so drops, tomorrow 4pm market realizes it exagerated and we go back up
Bitcoin doesn’t drop in value if the economy tanks…
But gold has a better track record. Just saying.
Priced in. Market flat
I feel like I am at the roulette table watching the marble bounce around after betting my life savings on red.
It will be the usual. Beat earnings. Provide bleak outlook. Rinse. Repeat.
My brother in christ, both are priced in.
Fuck your puts. Fuck your calls.
Jpow has got you by the balls.
Reporting at…4:20, brooooooski.
Saudi Arabia king π just cashed Nvidia to build super computer in KSA sip lemon π juice π₯€ and relax boys π while watching it prints π΅π΅π΅π΅
Reality: NVDA beats earnings. Markets tank.
Either way it seems Bitcoin will be sacrificed.
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*NVIDIA 3Q ADJ EPS $1.30
*NVIDIA 3Q REV. $57.01B, EST. $55.19B
*NVIDIA 3Q ADJ GROSS MARGIN 73.6%
*NVIDIA 3Q DATA CENTER REVENUE $51.2B, EST.
*NVIDIA SEES 4Q REV. $63.70B TO $66.30B, EST. $61.98B$49.34B
*NVIDIA 3Q REV. $57.01B, EST. $55.19B
*NVIDIA SEES 4Q REV. $63.70B TO $66.30B, EST. $61.98B
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Nvidia beats earnings! Market still tanks π
β50 trillion in future revenuesβ
Just put the Ponzi scheme in the bag
Please let the AI bubble pop, Iβm so tired of subpar gen ai crap everywhere