What are my odds to recover? I’m doomed 🙁 McDonalds time https://i.redd.it/bo8wmmrp753g1.jpeg Posted by totalthrowawayyy6365
Inevitable_Butthole on November 24, 2025 5:46 am You can go to a casino and bet it all on black 5 times. Should get you close to where you started, or not far off from where you are.
Affectionate_Fly7659 on November 24, 2025 5:46 am Did you already sell at a loss ? What positions even ? Like how can anyone guess from this screenshot
cunextu on November 24, 2025 5:51 am Well we need to see your portfolio, if microstrategy and beyond are there then forget about it , if meta and google then you got a chance
Flashy_Ad_2342 on November 24, 2025 5:51 am https://preview.redd.it/kiyczd14953g1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca229bbfecc3106fe6435a45ffe0781c16fbc50f
Abstract_Objective28 on November 24, 2025 5:52 am if you put this into VOO, you could have been collecting essentially 4-5k off that 80k every year, near free…. why would you do this…
MentalAdversity on November 24, 2025 5:55 am https://preview.redd.it/iz37bhct953g1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=73b12b4a9cd63e300b6aa2d30d1e452f3cc11ff2
Temporary-Equal-774 on November 24, 2025 5:56 am For anyone wants to know the positions, just check OP’s post history Degenerate short term call gambling
Good_Lingonberry6626 on November 24, 2025 5:58 am Every time I see one of these posts I just think to myself why? Hopefully this is just a side account he’s cratered and not life savings.
snatchdaddy69 on November 24, 2025 5:59 am Thanks bro, I feel way better about my -66% loss this month now. Needed that
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You can go to a casino and bet it all on black 5 times.
Should get you close to where you started, or not far off from where you are.
You don’t even have enough for ASTS leaps. Good luck
Take a nap. You’ll feel better.
Did you already sell at a loss ? What positions even ? Like how can anyone guess from this screenshot
Odds are equal to you failing an autism screening
Chances are yes
Holy shit
User name checks out
Well we need to see your portfolio, if microstrategy and beyond are there then forget about it , if meta and google then you got a chance
https://preview.redd.it/kiyczd14953g1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca229bbfecc3106fe6435a45ffe0781c16fbc50f
if you put this into VOO, you could have been collecting essentially 4-5k off that 80k every year, near free…. why would you do this…
Get a job for a few years and you’ll recover
https://preview.redd.it/iz37bhct953g1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=73b12b4a9cd63e300b6aa2d30d1e452f3cc11ff2
For anyone wants to know the positions, just check OP’s post history
Degenerate short term call gambling
Unless you go to therapy, I’d say zero.
Insane
Every time I see one of these posts I just think to myself why? Hopefully this is just a side account he’s cratered and not life savings.
Did you buy MSTR calls like the other two guys?
Thanks bro, I feel way better about my -66% loss this month now. Needed that
Odds to recover? Same as hitting Powerball
Get back in there champ still got $1,500 to lose
Just do the opposite of what you did! Ez gains