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    1. I sleep well at night knowing I will never have to tell my kids the reason they can’t go to college is because I bought magic internet coins for 125k.

      They still can’t go to college, but I’m proud it’s not because of that.

    2. Holy fuck boys n girls. I’m finally unbanned. If this Santa rally doesn’t come to fruition, I’m converting to Islam.

    3. Wide_Neighborhood_49 on

      Terminator movies were wrong. The computers don’t need to build killer androids to create armageddon once they become self aware. With as much control of the market as these algos have they could crash the world economy in a day.

    4. Dr_Phil_Has_A_Huge_D on

      I’ll never get over Rhode Island, which is the size of a Buc-ee’s parking lot, has more people than Montana. Which is is larger than many countries.

      Lol, I have no point. That was it.

      (Repost – bot didn’t get what “RI” meant, so expanded)

    5. “FBI Director Kash Patel is being driven around in specially armored BMWs that the FBI bought at his request.

      β€œThe Director of the FBI Kash Patel ordered that the government and the U.S. taxpayers pay more than $1 million for a small fleet of armored BMWs because he preferred that car and felt that, according to the sources, it would be a more covert way for him to travel,” Carol Leonnig says.”

      Gotta ride in style to the UFC fights and podcast appearances.

    6. Lmao I was looking at Reddit for some tips around hinge optimization. So many young lads loosing their virginity to sex workers. How do I long prostitution.

      Also what the fuck lmao society is fucked

    7. ShittyUsernane1222 on

      Christmas and new year dump go brrrrrrr.

      spy has been condemned to the same fate as corn which is to go to 0.

    8. ideletedmyaccount04 on

      Boys, if you are alone, if it all seems worthless. If you have those kind of thoughts.

      Get yourself a dog. A dog will change everything. Dogs are man’s best friend for 14,000 years.

      And drink some water. I am proud of you.

    9. #Ban Bet Lost

      /u/Flimsy-Ingenuity-186 made a bet that SPY would go to 691.230408 within **1 day** when it was 683.034 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

      Their record is now 18 wins and 73 losses

      [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

    10. borat_he_like_you on

      #πŸŽ…πŸŽ„πŸš¨ SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN πŸš¨πŸŽ„πŸŽ…

      #πŸ›·πŸ’¨ HO HO HOLD ONTO YOUR GAINS πŸ’°πŸ“ˆ

      #🎁🎁 HE’S BRINGING GAINS, CHEER, AND MONEY TO THE BULLS 🎁🎁

      πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ: Yay! That’s so cool!! Woah 🫡😲

    11. The people knowing what happens to bitcoin every day were the same group of kids that had all the answers to every exam acquired by nefarious action

    12. I’ve been burned enough by shitty options and reckless trades. I have been reborn. Now it’s just a steady stream of cash into SPY,DIA,NDAQ,and VT

    13. #Ban Bet Lost

      /u/Senior_Professional4 made a bet that TSLA would go to 500.0 within **1 week** when it was 472.855 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

      Their record is now 0 wins and 3 losses

      [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

    14. Elf is a cringe Christmas movie. I prefer Planes, Trains and Automobiles even though it’s a thanks giving film

    15. Imagine putting your entire net worth in neoclouds like CRWV and NBIS that have no path to profitability.

    16. if this goes to 680 and stays pinned there for days again, im just going to laugh and go crazy atp

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