Now I understand why you’d throw a couple of fucks into Caroline Ellison
Notabotatallpromise on
…are people posting this news to crypto?
internetmoney- on
Can you grab me the paper towels at the top thanks.
InayatJr on
bitcoin officially renamed to shitcoin after satoshi shout out in Epstein files
HowDowsCrowTaste on
Alalalallahahahahahahahahahah .
I have a stock tip.
Go long on Kimberly -Clark.
They are going to have an excellent earnings report…
You see, they make Depends adult diapers….and given how there is going to be so many Crypto bros who bought at the top that are now shitting in their pants….there is going to be more demand for Depends adult diapers than Kimberly Clark expected….
…. Or go long on Unilever….
You see Unilever makes Vaseline petroleum jelly….
And given how many crypto bros and gold/silver bros bought at the top, and totally bent over and got ass fucked, there’s is going to be an enormous demand for Vaseline petroleum jelly to relieve the pain….
Buying the dip, where the dip stops, nobody knows.
driverfortoolong on
with no lube of novacane ☹️
killerbeeswaxkill on
Whoa bro respect my profession.
SpotlessCheetah on
SBF will never work at Walmart. He should stay in prison where he belongs.
Zestyclose-Baby-1358 on
It’ll be fine
aileanaodh on
Put some laser eyes on for authenticity!
OkBowls on
Dear Donal,
My name is Bowls and I am 10 years old. I have been very good this year. I ate all my vegetables (except the green ones) and I did not fight a trade war with my sister. Even when she started it.
I am writing you a letter because dad says you are boss of numbers now.
Please fix the stock market. My dad looks at his phone and makes a sound like a sad cow. He says S and P are down again. Are you friends with S and P? Please make them stop fighting.
I need the lines to go UP for very many good reasons:
1 I want a playstation 6
2 Dad says my allowance is tied to nasdack
3 If the line is red, dad drinks sleepy juice and mom has a sleepover with aunt pam. If the line is green, we go to disney.
Can you do a tariff on red lines? I will leave a fish filet and a diet coke by the front door for you. Please don’t let secret service eat it.
Best retards,
Bowls
anywhoaroundhere on
Why Walmart instead of Wendy’s?
AcademicStandard3701 on
Where are the bananas sir??
Yummyyummyfoodz on
I own like 3.5 Solana. It was valued at 900 dollars at one point. I should have sold man.
QueenMagik on
Why is there a picture of two guys from wal mart
pocketdare on
Lots of room. BTC is still roughly *checks notes* 66k over its intrinsic value
nohandsfootball on
HA I already work for Walmart TYVM!
Definitely made the right move selling my RSUs so I could buy and sell more RDDT options!!!
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We ll soon learn who borrowed
Now I understand why you’d throw a couple of fucks into Caroline Ellison
…are people posting this news to crypto?
Can you grab me the paper towels at the top thanks.
bitcoin officially renamed to shitcoin after satoshi shout out in Epstein files
Alalalallahahahahahahahahahah .
I have a stock tip.
Go long on Kimberly -Clark.
They are going to have an excellent earnings report…
You see, they make Depends adult diapers….and given how there is going to be so many Crypto bros who bought at the top that are now shitting in their pants….there is going to be more demand for Depends adult diapers than Kimberly Clark expected….
…. Or go long on Unilever….
You see Unilever makes Vaseline petroleum jelly….
And given how many crypto bros and gold/silver bros bought at the top, and totally bent over and got ass fucked, there’s is going to be an enormous demand for Vaseline petroleum jelly to relieve the pain….
Ha ha motherfuckers.
Beautiful red everywhere!
https://preview.redd.it/h7bscgq8aqhg1.png?width=1097&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce63d325c898d6a477122330a83848dc456a0a60
Walmart gotta work at walmart
Sam still got money?🤡🤡🤡🤡
copecoin is the future bro
Buying the dip, where the dip stops, nobody knows.
with no lube of novacane ☹️
Whoa bro respect my profession.
SBF will never work at Walmart. He should stay in prison where he belongs.
It’ll be fine
Put some laser eyes on for authenticity!
Dear Donal,
My name is Bowls and I am 10 years old. I have been very good this year. I ate all my vegetables (except the green ones) and I did not fight a trade war with my sister. Even when she started it.
I am writing you a letter because dad says you are boss of numbers now.
Please fix the stock market. My dad looks at his phone and makes a sound like a sad cow. He says S and P are down again. Are you friends with S and P? Please make them stop fighting.
I need the lines to go UP for very many good reasons:
1 I want a playstation 6
2 Dad says my allowance is tied to nasdack
3 If the line is red, dad drinks sleepy juice and mom has a sleepover with aunt pam. If the line is green, we go to disney.
Can you do a tariff on red lines? I will leave a fish filet and a diet coke by the front door for you. Please don’t let secret service eat it.
Best retards,
Bowls
Why Walmart instead of Wendy’s?
Where are the bananas sir??
I own like 3.5 Solana. It was valued at 900 dollars at one point. I should have sold man.
Why is there a picture of two guys from wal mart
Lots of room. BTC is still roughly *checks notes* 66k over its intrinsic value
HA I already work for Walmart TYVM!
Definitely made the right move selling my RSUs so I could buy and sell more RDDT options!!!