5uckmyd1ckb1t4 on February 5, 2026 11:23 pm https://preview.redd.it/zk4stz4afrhg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=318cfc895cfaf20ba3253df7315870f4b28054bd
destined2bepoor on February 5, 2026 11:24 pm That’s the frame of a man who’s never lost a golf tournament. Allegedly
outkast767 on February 5, 2026 11:32 pm My dad is built the same. And I’m scared what the future holds for me!
TokiAsuma on February 5, 2026 11:38 pm As someone that doesn’t hold any shares at all and only play puts, yes, I’m winning.
rawdawg33 on February 5, 2026 11:39 pm If he ever needs to grab his wallet he can probably get it by reaching over his shoulder. Holy shit lol
TheDudeAbidesFarOut on February 5, 2026 11:39 pm Generational bagholders gonna talk about this for eons….
MasterVader2U on February 5, 2026 11:41 pm Incredible that this majestic beast is powered mostly by McDonald’s.
GandalfSwagOff on February 5, 2026 11:42 pm Wait this is the funniest photo I’ve ever seen of him. He has gone full toad.
DJXX-XX on February 5, 2026 11:43 pm If you look up the word vomit, it’s vomit holding up a picture of this guy
LokiDesigns on February 5, 2026 11:45 pm I’ve switched to momentum trading and so far it has been profitable. We’ll see how long I can keep it going.
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Hi Grandpa! Can you post a nice tweet for my calls?
That’s the frame of a man who’s never lost a golf tournament.
Allegedly
I mean.. i’m tired
so much that my winner hurts
I am honestly upset.
My dad is built the same. And I’m scared what the future holds for me!
At what height are pants no longer considered pants
I am quite happy, more discounts for my etfs
Wow. What a fat fuck.
Mushy brain fanboys aren’t tired of winning!
As someone that doesn’t hold any shares at all and only play puts, yes, I’m winning.
What a specimen
The real championship belt.
The Intergenerational Champion.
Trumponomics ≤ Regardation
If he ever needs to grab his wallet he can probably get it by reaching over his shoulder. Holy shit lol
Generational bagholders gonna talk about this for eons….
Well, that’s one way to fight the dunlap
Incredible that this majestic beast is powered mostly by McDonald’s.
Wait this is the funniest photo I’ve ever seen of him. He has gone full toad.
If you look up the word vomit, it’s vomit holding up a picture of this guy
I’ve switched to momentum trading and so far it has been profitable. We’ll see how long I can keep it going.
Shit stain person
Damn, he’s so fat.