Yeah we knew this after the BLS report Wednesday. Wild that it got so little coverage and everyone jizzed over the obviously inflated/fake 130k jobs in Jan 2026
liverpoolFCnut on
..and there by confirming BLS methodology is woefully behind times and it doesn’t matter who is in charge of the government, the numbers aren’t worth the paper it is printed on
Successful_Car1670 on
Old news. No one listens, no one learns. Calls on Mars
twostroke1 on
Seems like a good reason for Tesla to have a random +6% day on Tuesday.
dmgr14 on
>US job numbers were revised down by -1,029,000 jobs in 2025, **the largest annual revision in at least 20 years.**
So what’s that put the end number at what, 12 jobs?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp on
Bullish
The narrative was that the jobs report was too strong
Tay_Tay86 on
I am sure we will solve it by firing more people
Ill_Ground_1572 on
According to Justin Timberlake (aka Wolfers) tariffs lead to modest inflation.
But studies have shown they fuck up jobs and salaries to a higher degree.
Fuck most Wendy’s aren’t even hiring.
Putrid_Pollution3455 on
We all should get fired for a couple years so we can just relax. Working full time is exhausting. Getting laid off would be like the sweet release of death to a suffering soul. Like dang, better sell all my shit, not shower for a month and get drunk in the park with my fellow gopniks
Those Wendy’s dumpsters have never been more competitive
BahnMe on
It’s all A.I. (another Indian)
md_youdneverguess on
Yeah but Oracle has said they’re going to buy a Billion Gigabytes of RAM in space so bullish
Alarming-Novel-1237 on
But… the DOW, the DOW right now is over the DOW is over 50,000.
dylanx5150 on
Rate cuts are back on the menu, boys!
VegaGT-VZ on
The winning will continue until morale improves
UnwantedLobster on
This is why there’s a second strike group going to the Middle East
gareddy2025 on
Have you guys ever said thank you trump once? Dow is over 50000 now and s&p over 7000 and you guys have not said simple thank you to trump. Shame on you. You call yourself a trader ? You are not even a trader. Don’t waste my time.
VtheMan93 on
Pool of 1000 job positions and 900 employees, the rate is 90%
Fire half, drop the rate to 45%, eliminate half the job positions and you’re right back at 90%.
Math!
Iamhungryforlife on
Der! Like everyone saw this coming when Trump fired the commissioner of Bureau of Labor Statistics because he didn’t like the “soft” job report from July.
How can anyone believe anything from this regime?
p.s. Reddit is showing me a threat as I type this. It reads..
“We ban people for being overtly political.”
Busy-Pea3171 on
I think Elon said AI was gonna do all the work for us and they just pay us 🤓
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Rest in piss Tuesday.
Fucking bullish bro
https://preview.redd.it/fuwgelbmzpjg1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5aa7725c008d1ea7a3ea74fd71c02872bbe9ecc
Cooked too much, they burned the whole kitchen.
Yeah we knew this after the BLS report Wednesday. Wild that it got so little coverage and everyone jizzed over the obviously inflated/fake 130k jobs in Jan 2026
..and there by confirming BLS methodology is woefully behind times and it doesn’t matter who is in charge of the government, the numbers aren’t worth the paper it is printed on
Old news. No one listens, no one learns. Calls on Mars
Seems like a good reason for Tesla to have a random +6% day on Tuesday.
>US job numbers were revised down by -1,029,000 jobs in 2025, **the largest annual revision in at least 20 years.**
https://preview.redd.it/ldi4fxwa0qjg1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=ddfae9a735daa6fc684fe9bb80bab46b2215da2f
So what’s that put the end number at what, 12 jobs?
Bullish
The narrative was that the jobs report was too strong
I am sure we will solve it by firing more people
According to Justin Timberlake (aka Wolfers) tariffs lead to modest inflation.
But studies have shown they fuck up jobs and salaries to a higher degree.
Fuck most Wendy’s aren’t even hiring.
We all should get fired for a couple years so we can just relax. Working full time is exhausting. Getting laid off would be like the sweet release of death to a suffering soul. Like dang, better sell all my shit, not shower for a month and get drunk in the park with my fellow gopniks
https://preview.redd.it/rglu3zka0qjg1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8200cd0365f51e0ca73ca2dc9313e34f46b568b1
im getting the feeling that i should sell my whole entire port again, that orange buffoon is burning everything down
I’m just here for the Epstein Files…….somehow the DOW Jones and the Epstein Files are connected according to Pam Bondi
Calls on $FRAUD
Who’s getting fired for these numbers?
Calls or puts at open tho? That’s all I really want to know
Companies still beat earnings. Bullish.
https://preview.redd.it/n9lopkux0qjg1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0e2e44cbaf853b41c944cdb006f0195bcec3c3
Those Wendy’s dumpsters have never been more competitive
It’s all A.I. (another Indian)
Yeah but Oracle has said they’re going to buy a Billion Gigabytes of RAM in space so bullish
But… the DOW, the DOW right now is over the DOW is over 50,000.
Rate cuts are back on the menu, boys!
The winning will continue until morale improves
This is why there’s a second strike group going to the Middle East
Have you guys ever said thank you trump once? Dow is over 50000 now and s&p over 7000 and you guys have not said simple thank you to trump. Shame on you. You call yourself a trader ? You are not even a trader. Don’t waste my time.
Pool of 1000 job positions and 900 employees, the rate is 90%
Fire half, drop the rate to 45%, eliminate half the job positions and you’re right back at 90%.
Math!
Der! Like everyone saw this coming when Trump fired the commissioner of Bureau of Labor Statistics because he didn’t like the “soft” job report from July.
How can anyone believe anything from this regime?
p.s. Reddit is showing me a threat as I type this. It reads..
“We ban people for being overtly political.”
I think Elon said AI was gonna do all the work for us and they just pay us 🤓
Just a rounding error or 1 million give or take.
https://preview.redd.it/s6a4rn0f2qjg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e83ae0bc34fbb202c8fd0f0e0fc75c6200f1087
https://preview.redd.it/is7ci00t2qjg1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b702b6b88333c5f11307dcf53bb96f837b1502cf
Trump needs to fire even more staticians to fix this
This is a big number. “US job numbers were revised down by -1,029,000 jobs in 2025, the largest annual revision in at least 20 years.
This follows downward revisions of -818,000 in 2024 and -306,000 in 2023.
In total, -2,153,000 jobs have been revised out of initially reported data over the last 3 years.”
🥭gonna bankrupt the u.s like his other companies
But the tariff refund checks are coming !!!
Golden age !!!
What’s the point of reporting it in the first place if the data is subject to change? Imagine if businesses revised their earnings down months later