Was up $5k this morning, sold GOOG and AMZN calls too early to buy this shit. Instead of being up almost $10k if I held those calls, I’m back to break even on a day the market mooned. Fuck this fucking market
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Posted by sylphvanas
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When they said ‘Believe it or not, calls’ you should have picked not.
Don’t worry. Market will crash on Monday. You can buy the dip then
A true member of this community
Good, now just invert your strategy
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Try Puts instead
always 50% puts and 50% calls
The shit fucked you
Nice selection, only missing Gamestop 👌🏼
That is 100% on you.
Did you eat lead paint chips as a kid?
Wow
I mean, give blackjack a chance
there it is, the complete inverse portfolio of mine
Can’t park there, bro!
lol it’s not the market’s fault your picks are shit
Nothing like investing in high-beta during a period of seasonal weakness
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For the love of god, don’t buy options. Don’t use margin. Slowly accumulate good assets, forever.
Well you’re putting your money in many different baskets and hoping one sticks. This is not trading
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I was up 30k this morning and now down 50k man
Terrible picks. Stop using options. You’re not him little bro.
Fuck the market when the spin come ups 🍋🍋🍒
Bro u were up 5k and then instantly went into gamble mode. Bro just fomoed all his profits
lol 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your doing it wrong; this is Wall Streetbets I forgot
What goes down may come up. Just wait it out and see on Monday
Betting at its finest
If you don’t have a handle on the market, don’t trade stocks
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