I got a leaked copy of NVDA earnings: Beat, Beat, Beat, guide higher Notes: “we are gonna spend 500 zillion dollars on capex, we have 500 zillion in cash, everyone is gonna give us 1000 zillion in deals, we are gonna buy 100 smaller companies, we are going to turn the sun into a data center / chip factory and robots are going to take everything from you. We are going to turn 90% of humans into organic bio batteries. We bought the federal reserve for penny’s on the dollar and will just print our own money. The dollar is going to zero, you will now pay for everything in digital silicon dioxide tokens backed by the future value per kw of geothermal energy in Greenland. We purchased China as well, so they are no longer a threat to Taiwan. We expect we will have to invent new, larger numbers to calculate our q2 profits, anthropic bad, grok good, praise orange jesus, buy calls”
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Healthcare are being sued for using AI
I got a leaked copy of NVDA earnings: Beat, Beat, Beat, guide higher Notes: “we are gonna spend 500 zillion dollars on capex, we have 500 zillion in cash, everyone is gonna give us 1000 zillion in deals, we are gonna buy 100 smaller companies, we are going to turn the sun into a data center / chip factory and robots are going to take everything from you. We are going to turn 90% of humans into organic bio batteries. We bought the federal reserve for penny’s on the dollar and will just print our own money. The dollar is going to zero, you will now pay for everything in digital silicon dioxide tokens backed by the future value per kw of geothermal energy in Greenland. We purchased China as well, so they are no longer a threat to Taiwan. We expect we will have to invent new, larger numbers to calculate our q2 profits, anthropic bad, grok good, praise orange jesus, buy calls”
This the type of AI I can get behind