I understand now that I mustn’t understand anything.
Fuck my calls and my ass.
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Posted by Regenbooggeit
18 Comments
legoman102040 on
Simply meeting earnings isnt good enough. Beating earnings is good enough for shareholders. Options traders need extreme unexpected moves to beat Theta gang. IV rules all.
nowheretoday on
“The market acts as a forward-looking, forward-discounting mechanism by instantly incorporating all available information, including anticipated future events and economic changes, into current asset prices. Generally operating 3–6 months in advance, it often moves in anticipation of economic shifts rather than current conditions.”
Meme or not, if you value your money, educate yourself.
PaperHandsTheDip on
Some shit like 80% of companies beat earnings. They intentionally sandbag their guidance so they always beat. Doesn’t mean anything.
so… calls?
CalebVanPoneisen on
That’s why you buy early and sell right before they announce it. Goes down? Great! You won. Goes up? So what. Still made money from the anticipation.
Strange-Term-4168 on
This sub just ignores that capex and guidance exist constantly. Theres more to earnings than revenue and profits for one single quarter.
Intelligent_Flan_571 on
Buying puts on companies that miss earnings (aka Tesla) doesn’t work either. Maybe we were just destined for Wendy’s after all
Hell11an on
What a dumbass
Shebert624 on
It was already priced in.
OzoneSplyce on
A story as old as time around here.
Top_Category_2526 on
I’ve been buying INTU but it keeps crashing since i opened my first position, same for MSFT, HIMS, META and AMAZN
Kind_Brush5556 on
Beat earnings doesn’t matter if people expect earnings to be beat. You gotta beat the expectations to win.
Denpants on
Don’t feel too bad, I bought Tesla puts right before they had a sales decline
Few-Frosting-4213 on
Did you think earnings is some video game boss that you beat and it just drops loot?
LimbertakesLuhrey on
don’t try to predict, but react.
Thoughtful_Tortoise on
It’s genuinely regarded how people think “beat earnings” automatically means it should go up. The current value at the time of the earnings call is not the same as the value “if it meets earnings exactly”, it might be valued as if it beat earnings spectacularly and had superb guidance and military contracts, or whatever.
okcanadian94 on
all you have to understand is
1.) it’s priced in
2.) if you figured it out it’s too late
Profit_Object4854 on
The struggle is real
HerezahTip on
Is this real, or is it all just happening inside my portfolio?
18 Comments
Simply meeting earnings isnt good enough. Beating earnings is good enough for shareholders. Options traders need extreme unexpected moves to beat Theta gang. IV rules all.
“The market acts as a forward-looking, forward-discounting mechanism by instantly incorporating all available information, including anticipated future events and economic changes, into current asset prices. Generally operating 3–6 months in advance, it often moves in anticipation of economic shifts rather than current conditions.”
Meme or not, if you value your money, educate yourself.
Some shit like 80% of companies beat earnings. They intentionally sandbag their guidance so they always beat. Doesn’t mean anything.
so… calls?
That’s why you buy early and sell right before they announce it. Goes down? Great! You won. Goes up? So what. Still made money from the anticipation.
This sub just ignores that capex and guidance exist constantly. Theres more to earnings than revenue and profits for one single quarter.
Buying puts on companies that miss earnings (aka Tesla) doesn’t work either. Maybe we were just destined for Wendy’s after all
What a dumbass
It was already priced in.
A story as old as time around here.
I’ve been buying INTU but it keeps crashing since i opened my first position, same for MSFT, HIMS, META and AMAZN
Beat earnings doesn’t matter if people expect earnings to be beat. You gotta beat the expectations to win.
Don’t feel too bad, I bought Tesla puts right before they had a sales decline
Did you think earnings is some video game boss that you beat and it just drops loot?
don’t try to predict, but react.
It’s genuinely regarded how people think “beat earnings” automatically means it should go up. The current value at the time of the earnings call is not the same as the value “if it meets earnings exactly”, it might be valued as if it beat earnings spectacularly and had superb guidance and military contracts, or whatever.
all you have to understand is
1.) it’s priced in
2.) if you figured it out it’s too late
The struggle is real
Is this real, or is it all just happening inside my portfolio?