BEAR with me.
Energy Secretary Chris Wright (1:00 pm)*: US guided tanker through Hormuz
—————- OIL DOWN 6% —————
CBS owned by Larry Ellison (2:30 pm)**: They mined Hormuz
CNN owned by Larry Ellison (3:40 pm)**: They mined Hormuz
The actual President of the United States (4:07 pm): It would be so bad if they mined Hormuz
—————- OIL UP 10% —————
Hours later and now it's just that they might mine the straight.
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Larry Ellison and US Admin dump & pump oil
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Oh well, all part of the plan, you could say
Except Larry Ellison doesn’t own cnn yet
Ok I’m with you, now what ?
White House fraud team in shambles
Oh damn. You could make money off this
Like prediction markets
[https://www.reddit.com/r/foreignpolicy/comments/1rq4tgj/a_directional_drift_toward_communism_in_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/foreignpolicy/comments/1rq4tgj/a_directional_drift_toward_communism_in_the/)
If people haven’t figured out everything is a pump and dump for friends and family after the previous number of times it has happened in only a year, I don’t know what to tell you. I’m old enough to remember them happening weekly at peak tariff news cycle
It looks like Larry Ellison is gonna be the next Nancy Pelosi, but this time they won’t share shit
It’s becoming harder to know what it is happening by watching news. That’s why I am in WSB, same BS but at least occasionally people are funny.
that’s like the most benign of all the real and horrific ways Larry Ellison is playing you
It’s almost as if this administration is extremely corrupt to the point of predictability.