
My guess is that the bottom is in, this week. We're now back to Sept '25 levels, and I'm guessing back on the march to SPY 7000 by EOY.
LEAPS it is, tomorrow.
https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/us-israel-iran-war-news-2026/card/exclusive-trump-administration-plans-to-announce-coalition-to-escort-ships-through-strait-of-hormuz-YBtXVBjxeLjL6yAqEWJV
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Insurers won’t be convinced. Also this is not economical for the militaries.
Also iran will want to take some shots and probably have mined
“BOOM!”
Coalition over. Next?
Every single country rejects the call one after another:
Trump Administration: Announces Coalition to Escort Ships Through Strait of Hormuz
Does anyone want some ice cream?
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I was just reading how no other country wanted to send ships to join this coalition. Is this real or leak from Trump to pump market?
Monday Green
Concept of a plan to announce
“They are still discussing whether operations begin before or after hostilities end”
lol
No escorts happening anytime soon
Just like that, huh?
*”WAR IS PEACE*
*FREEDOM IS SLAVERY*
*IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH”*
– Big Brother, the Ministry of Truth (George Orwell, 1984)
Or in today’s standards. Trump and his Truth Social
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Even if the strait is forceibly reopened, all it takes is one escorted oiler hit for the entire plan to go bust. I doubt insurers are satisfied by warship escorts.
Worst yet, American sailors will now enter the line of fire, and it’s a huge propaganda victory for Iran/Russia/China to show US warships hit.
I don’t see how this is a viable solution.
Lol this is such a nothing burger.
Coalition= same countries that tend to vote with US in UN lately.
Tonga and Micronesia should be able to supply some nice fishing canoes.
Didn’t they also push for lower oil prices and now brent is up 58% since feb?
Edit * Oil is a hard word to spell
Ohh great Europe is getting dragged into it
If they’re still discussing if it will be “before or after the hostilities end” this could be months away. Non-news.
It’s all fine but if 1 drone gets in it’s cooked
Sure, Jan.
Trump – “Hey guys I screwd up can you help me fix things?”
Everyone Else – TBD
How’s that going to be economically viable?
Have they informed anyone else in the coalition?
Is the coalition in the room with us 😂 easy puts after whatever fake pump this cause at market open
Reminds me of that Chappelle Show skit:
“I got a coalition of the willing. I got 40 nations ready to roll”
“Like what country?”
“Who the fuck said that?”
Like a mafioso he will ask for a donation as a proof of gratitude.
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It’s going to be all 3rd world countries with no boats.
sounds like a perfect job for the members of the board of peace / piece of board / bored of peace
No, the bottom happens after some $5,000 drones start hitting our $5,000,000,000 boats
I thought coalitions were for losers and that America’s allies didn’t really fight in Afghanistan and Iraq? Isn’t America so star spangled awesome it doesn’t need any help?
Trump hasn’t tried bribing the insurance companies, so either he’s got a side hustle with them going or he’s got to raise his offer.
This hasn’t gone bad enough for him or America or Israel yet.
LMAO. Right after friday close: Bomb Kargh. Right before Monday open – announcement of coalition. Such blatantly obvious that Tremp is scared shitless. Iran is gonna get their regime change, it is just not gonna be in Iran
Coalition of countries with no boats 😂😂😂
Japan is sending PlayStations
“Look, I just got off the phone. A very important phone call. Many people are saying it was the most important call in the history of maritime—maybe ever. We’re talking about the **Strait of Hormuz**. A very narrow place. Very tight. I’ve seen it, I’ve looked at the maps, I understand the water better than the Admirals, believe me.
And we are putting together a coalition. A **Tremendous Coalition**.
I spoke to the Prime Ministers, I won’t say which countries because they want to keep it a secret. They’re very shy. They said, “Mr. President, sir, we want to help, but we have a small navy.” I said, don’t worry about it. We have the best ships. We have ships that can go underwater, ships that stay on top—beautiful, big, gray ships with the most incredible “invisible” technology. You can’t even see them!
Now, the Fake News—and they are very dishonest people, the most crooked—they’re saying, “Oh, France said no. Germany said no.” **Wrong.** They didn’t say no. They said, “We’re thinking about it very strongly.” Which is basically a yes, but in a different language. It’s a European thing. They’re very slow. But we don’t need them! We have countries you haven’t even heard of. Very powerful countries. Some of them are islands, but they have very aggressive rowboats. Very brave people.
We’re protecting the oil. We’re protecting the ships. Iran? They see what’s happening. They see the coalition. They’ve never seen anything like it. It’s going to be **Safe, Secure, and very, very Profitable.”**
**- Mango (probably)**
We got Japan sending PlayStation 2’s
Perhaps it’s the board of peace?
Why would they join a coalition with the US when they can just let Iran know they are coming through and are not affiliated with the US? Iran said all the have to do is coordinate with them to get passage.
I think it’s only US bound ships that are being targeted why would any other nation care?
All until next Friday at 8pm…then another TACO weekend to hell!!
This is not happening till after the hostilities.
But is announced just before the futures for the week start.
He knows he is cooked if the stock market goes down.
You should probably read the article you posted.
“Haven’t decided if the escorting happen before or after hostilities end.”
That shit is as real as those doge checks at this point.
Good luck on those leaps.
Do people still believe the trump admin?
The market will bounce Monday, sideways action (in a $2-3 zone) Tuesday and early Wednesday and tank again Wednesday after lunch
The penguins from that island he tariffed have offered to escort ships.
yawn … more lies. There is no coalition; you’re being played. At this point, there is no credibility left in this shit-show of an administration.