Why are they removing the roulette table from the casino!
Whats next? Tomorrow they’ll say they want to stop my 5x leverage shorts!
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Posted by Ordinary-Salary-6318
37 Comments
vegetaman on
Fiduciary duties are so last decade man.
Nosrok on
No news is good news right?
TomorrowSavings7579 on
Are they making it once a year?
Napster-mp3 on
This is totallyyyy a great idea!
flipyfresh11 on
What the hecking heck how can I gamble now on earnings?!?!
AALen on
Quarterly earnings report was the casino my guy.
Unlucky_Rub_5828 on
They’re not removing the roulette table, they’re increasing the minimum bet by moving to yearly hyper-volatile reports. Now you can gamble more money with less transparency
slumdungo on
I don’t see major investors going for any company dropping to twice a year.
SubjectBubbly9072 on
Trump should pull a napoleon and ban shortselling, atleast for foreigners
BladeFireQ on
I need more dopamine nor less.
Let’s make it every week
Guys NVDA sold less GPU this week, we are doomed🗣️🔥
enthralled123 on
Vibe reporting
delicious_oppai on
So that Elon doesn’t have to report shitty TSLA earnings ever again
dasmikkimats on
Isn’t this also going to hit the big 4 accounting firms since they can’t nerd as hard?
Captobvious75 on
This administration hates any kind of accountability
itsnotshade on
I really doubt most companies would scrap quarterly calls. Transparency and the ability to market optimism and provide insight during changing times helps as much as having decent metrics.
trunksshinohara on
Cool. Now stocks will drop 50-60% at a time instead of 15-20%
scottie6384 on
This is a terrible idea. Less financial transparency is always worse than more financial transparency.
jer72981m on
CNBC in CRISIS
Defiant_Regular3738 on
Why did Robinhood cut off buying oil futures for three days?
FishHammer on
This is brilliant. The market can’t crash if it just doesn’t know it should!
data-with-dada on
So lame man it’s always these old balls trying to wrinkle up the rest of our fun
Cubyface on
This may be a controversial comment considering which sub this is, but I wouldn’t mind scrapping quarterly reports if they result in CEOs that are less focused on short term profits to please stakeholders at the cost of long term performance.
zer0fks on
I really don’t see the problem for small companies. The mega caps don’t feel the cost.
Scriptum_ on
Meme companies!
ehivan24 on
They trying to hide the eminent recession and fraud.
LordCorgi on
If biotech stocks never have to report earnings then they never have to go down! Infinite money unlocked!
a_human_21 on
There are usually more actions around quarterly earnings report, so this will be so lame
kon--- on
Might as well skip reports altogether. Maybe your investment is working out, maybe it’s not.
But don’t worry, we’ll look out for you. Trust us.
AffectionateVisit680 on
Earnings reports are now released at ceos behest, usually in the form of tweets.
I’m confused, hasn’t Tesla been on this new proposal a while?
Ray_Pingeau on
Supplying a source would help curb a lot of misinformation forming in this sub that they won’t have to report at all. It will be twice a year.
Accounting firms thinking its hard enough to get these fools on track quarterly
mbod on
This just means that the companies that actually put out earnings are worth investing in? I’m gonna be rich!
TipsyPeanuts on
Grrrrr I’m mad as hell!
Part of me recognizes that companies have been calling for this for years. The requirement to report quarterly forced short term behavior aimed at temporarily making numbers look better at the expense of longterm considerations. Longer interval reporting means companies can behave with longer term outlooks and will likely make them healthier.
But still… grrrrrrr!
Tim_Apple_938 on
First they came for the earnings calls
Then they came for the EBITDA and ARR
Alone-Promise-8904 on
Are quarterly earnings all that relevant anymore? I was watching a video today with Steve Eisman and Mark Cuban. Cuban was saying earnings don’t matter anymore, it’s more like popularity and sales. So, maybe earnings aren’t a necessary metric anymore.
SCWickedHam on
So, will investors still invest? Seems like people will pull money, market will become even more volatile and unpredictable. “Invest in my company, trust me the numbers are great.”
SuperNewk on
So basically the stock doesn’t move all year, then goes up 50-100% on that date.
Or insiders know the financials quarterly and place bets on them
Before retail
37 Comments
Fiduciary duties are so last decade man.
No news is good news right?
Are they making it once a year?
This is totallyyyy a great idea!
What the hecking heck how can I gamble now on earnings?!?!
Quarterly earnings report was the casino my guy.
They’re not removing the roulette table, they’re increasing the minimum bet by moving to yearly hyper-volatile reports. Now you can gamble more money with less transparency
I don’t see major investors going for any company dropping to twice a year.
Trump should pull a napoleon and ban shortselling, atleast for foreigners
I need more dopamine nor less.
Let’s make it every week
Guys NVDA sold less GPU this week, we are doomed🗣️🔥
Vibe reporting
So that Elon doesn’t have to report shitty TSLA earnings ever again
Isn’t this also going to hit the big 4 accounting firms since they can’t nerd as hard?
This administration hates any kind of accountability
I really doubt most companies would scrap quarterly calls. Transparency and the ability to market optimism and provide insight during changing times helps as much as having decent metrics.
Cool. Now stocks will drop 50-60% at a time instead of 15-20%
This is a terrible idea. Less financial transparency is always worse than more financial transparency.
CNBC in CRISIS
Why did Robinhood cut off buying oil futures for three days?
This is brilliant. The market can’t crash if it just doesn’t know it should!
So lame man it’s always these old balls trying to wrinkle up the rest of our fun
This may be a controversial comment considering which sub this is, but I wouldn’t mind scrapping quarterly reports if they result in CEOs that are less focused on short term profits to please stakeholders at the cost of long term performance.
I really don’t see the problem for small companies. The mega caps don’t feel the cost.
Meme companies!
They trying to hide the eminent recession and fraud.
If biotech stocks never have to report earnings then they never have to go down! Infinite money unlocked!
There are usually more actions around quarterly earnings report, so this will be so lame
Might as well skip reports altogether. Maybe your investment is working out, maybe it’s not.
But don’t worry, we’ll look out for you. Trust us.
Earnings reports are now released at ceos behest, usually in the form of tweets.
I’m confused, hasn’t Tesla been on this new proposal a while?
Supplying a source would help curb a lot of misinformation forming in this sub that they won’t have to report at all. It will be twice a year.
https://www.wsj.com/finance/regulation/sec-prepares-proposal-to-eliminate-quarterly-reporting-requirement-1d700bbb
Accounting firms thinking its hard enough to get these fools on track quarterly
This just means that the companies that actually put out earnings are worth investing in? I’m gonna be rich!
Grrrrr I’m mad as hell!
Part of me recognizes that companies have been calling for this for years. The requirement to report quarterly forced short term behavior aimed at temporarily making numbers look better at the expense of longterm considerations. Longer interval reporting means companies can behave with longer term outlooks and will likely make them healthier.
But still… grrrrrrr!
First they came for the earnings calls
Then they came for the EBITDA and ARR
Are quarterly earnings all that relevant anymore? I was watching a video today with Steve Eisman and Mark Cuban. Cuban was saying earnings don’t matter anymore, it’s more like popularity and sales. So, maybe earnings aren’t a necessary metric anymore.
So, will investors still invest? Seems like people will pull money, market will become even more volatile and unpredictable. “Invest in my company, trust me the numbers are great.”
So basically the stock doesn’t move all year, then goes up 50-100% on that date.
Or insiders know the financials quarterly and place bets on them
Before retail