MuhammadsPowerTop on March 20, 2026 2:46 am Gunna need that for when shit goes downhill tomorrow 💩
PossibleDiamond6519 on March 20, 2026 2:46 am This is the music that plays when I trade 0dtes with a 10% win rate
moyismoy on March 20, 2026 2:47 am I mean it’s slowly going down it’s not making a full recovery with every bump
peaked_in_high_skool on March 20, 2026 2:49 am Buy when fan is at 45 degrees, sell when it’s at 90 degrees.
WiffyTheSuss on March 20, 2026 2:50 am I bet Don has some sort of regarded agreement with the billionaires they can dump once a dem is in power or hell go over their companies
botella36 on March 20, 2026 2:54 am 3 rolls will not be enough for all the shitty comments that this shit post will generate
Andjo80 on March 20, 2026 2:54 am Just sold all my XOM shares. Now to put that money in Nat Gas stocks
Cold_Distribution273 on March 20, 2026 2:54 am Tomorrow morning I’m loading my entire 1.5k in 1% otm puts.
Vi0lentByt3 on March 20, 2026 2:55 am Over under on how many turns it takes to knock over, we need OF but for prediction markets
narwalfarts on March 20, 2026 2:55 am The stock market right now is that drunk guy at 4 AM (who swears to God he didn’t do any coke) and just wants to keep partying. He’s gonna go down eventually, but no one knows if it’s gonna be in a minute, in an hour, or the next day.
GeneralAtlantic on March 20, 2026 2:57 am I hate when markets do this. Low realized volatility can fk up both your calls and puts
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Ffs knock over already
My OCD is killing me
Gunna need that for when shit goes downhill tomorrow 💩
This is the music that plays when I trade 0dtes with a 10% win rate
Got some calls for tomorrow.
I mean it’s slowly going down it’s not making a full recovery with every bump
Only 2 weeks?!?! More like 2 years.
Buy when fan is at 45 degrees, sell when it’s at 90 degrees.
I bet Don has some sort of regarded agreement with the billionaires they can dump once a dem is in power or hell go over their companies
Jajajaj
Actually watching this makes me more nervous
inverse Cramer
One bad news away
3 rolls will not be enough for all the shitty comments that this shit post will generate
Just sold all my XOM shares. Now to put that money in Nat Gas stocks
Tomorrow morning I’m loading my entire 1.5k in 1% otm puts.
Over under on how many turns it takes to knock over, we need OF but for prediction markets
The stock market right now is that drunk guy at 4 AM (who swears to God he didn’t do any coke) and just wants to keep partying.
He’s gonna go down eventually, but no one knows if it’s gonna be in a minute, in an hour, or the next day.
I think since 2026
I hate when markets do this. Low realized volatility can fk up both your calls and puts