Woke up retarded today (this is a common occurrence), might be the best mistake I’ve made all year.
No I don’t actually think the market should go up, but yaknow. Broken clock, etc etc.
Was fully expecting to lose 10k on Monday.
Now I’ve traded my Hezbollah headband in for a Yamaka.
https://i.redd.it/cm5go4cadbqg1.jpeg
Posted by zzTopG
20 Comments
Why have you forsaken me 😭
In your eyes forsaken me
See you behind Wendy’s, don’t be late
The market had already been going up for no reason so there’s a high probability you’ll make money on Monday tbh
Well apparently there was an over hour bounce…so your calls could print!!
Yea a reflexive bounce is totally possible….even probable. Could pay on the open depending on where your strike and exp are
A fool is separated from his money
Post the position God doesn’t believe you
https://preview.redd.it/chjdv2kdgbqg1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=efdcf682822d68b46306d39cf0ebd3f4e0373dae
Better hope for a bounce.
We’re gonna need the greatest taco of all time
This regard has one weekend to fly to Iran and settle the situation himself. Godspeed.
Wait , what happens Thursdays?
im so so so so sorry
could be worse could’ve full ported in SPACs in Feb 2021
Got 1 650 call before close for funsies. Oversold bounce incoming hopefully
Who knows there’s always crazy news on the weekend recently
you belong in this group
I mean, I could buy some puts on Monday and manifest a market recovery with my reverse betting powers
10k will be $35k on Monday🎉
Accidental genius
if only theta took the weekend off