Everyone gets a green candle! Until next week… https://i.redd.it/a322q4j27sqg1.jpeg Posted by Blacksheeps909
AllCapNoBrake on March 23, 2026 11:38 am https://preview.redd.it/dvtmbjki7sqg1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5db9448df35e0ad7aba9f4cd04cd9c465720177
Correct_Estate4422 on March 23, 2026 11:39 am Until the ceasefire isn’t real, unless they go after Cuba next, until they try to overthrow the midterms, until another jobs report comes out….
Massive_Confusion_23 on March 23, 2026 11:44 am Many people are saying… maybe we just chill. Could end very soon. Tremendous peace. 🌮
-Redditeer- on March 23, 2026 11:45 am T- 2 hours until iran says no such thing happened and everything goes back to shit
Radiant-Cut1052 on March 23, 2026 11:48 am Biggest psyop hahahah. Did we not learn from the multiple broken ceasefires with Israel and Gaza
ccc929 on March 23, 2026 11:54 am All I know is holding on this weekend was worth it. Got back to even, plus profit. We good. (For now 😅) Good luck yall. Don’t be greedy, take your profits. Make some withdrawals
youlook_likeme on March 23, 2026 11:55 am Five days delay? Ok, so we trade and he crashes the market again on Friday and then we get oil. Understood.
4TheGhostCat on March 23, 2026 11:58 am He’s going to crash out and order attacks when the market closes. Peace deal before markets open tomorrow.
Bonefish2021 on March 23, 2026 11:59 am Just exercised 1000 HAL calls at $35. I’ll take a little $2-3 bump and cash that out.
Significant-Mango203 on March 23, 2026 12:14 pm Did we shift into a different universe again ? Because we legit got so close to chaos lol
Plastic-Extension420 on March 23, 2026 12:49 pm I’m going to sell everything I wish I sold 2 hours ago
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TACO Monday doesn’t have the same ring to it, but it will do.
https://preview.redd.it/dvtmbjki7sqg1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5db9448df35e0ad7aba9f4cd04cd9c465720177
Until the ceasefire isn’t real, unless they go after Cuba next, until they try to overthrow the midterms, until another jobs report comes out….
Bull trap
Many people are saying… maybe we just chill. Could end very soon. Tremendous peace. 🌮
Happy Green Day regards!!
Dont be greedy bers, we bools needed a small win at least
Nobody listened to me
T- 2 hours until iran says no such thing happened and everything goes back to shit
Please no!
I miss buying shares on a discount.
Biggest psyop hahahah. Did we not learn from the multiple broken ceasefires with Israel and Gaza
Literally fuck all happened with my shares
You mean until 10:00 am
Yay!!!
i’m horny for that green candle
Short short baby!! Snort snort baby!!!
Sold puts Friday, just cashed in
Already fading.
It’s gonna crash right when the market opens..
All I know is holding on this weekend was worth it. Got back to even, plus profit. We good.
(For now 😅)
Good luck yall. Don’t be greedy, take your profits. Make some withdrawals
Is today Tuesday already? TACO everyday
Five days delay? Ok, so we trade and he crashes the market again on Friday and then we get oil.
Understood.
I’m tired boss..
He’s going to crash out and order attacks when the market closes. Peace deal before markets open tomorrow.
Today was supposed to be World Bears Day wasn’t it?
Just exercised 1000 HAL calls at $35. I’ll take a little $2-3 bump and cash that out.
until tomorrow
INJECTION
Taco time!
This shit is beyond parody
Iran already said fake news lol
+0.0002%
Iranians called bullshit in under ten minutes.
Iran said nope 👎
Did we shift into a different universe again ? Because we legit got so close to chaos lol
LOL
Uh, nope
This is to fuck everyone who had puts.
Nothing bad happen there can only good happen
I’m going to sell everything I wish I sold 2 hours ago
Iran can yank on my fat bovine testicles