
Trump says talks held on 'complete and total resolution of hostilities' with Iran
Donald Trump says there have been "productive conversations" about a "complete and total resolution" to the conflict in the Middle East.
He says he will "postpone any and all strikes against Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure" for a five day period.
In a post on TruthSocial all in capital letters, reproduced here in full and verbatim, he says: "I AM PLEASE TO REPORT THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THE COUNTRY OF IRAN, HAVE HAD, OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS, VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS REGARDING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION OF OUR HOSTILITIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
"BASED ON THE TENOR AND TONE OF THESE IN DEPTH, DETAILED, AND CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATIONS, WITCH WILL CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK, I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR TO POSTPONE ANY AND ALL MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST IRANIAN POWER PLANTS AND ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE FOR A FIVE DAY PERIOD, SUBJECT TO THE SUCCESS OF THE ONGOING MEETINGS AND DISCUSSIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP"
Trump says US and Iran have held talks on ending war in Middle East as he postpones power plant strikes
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That motherfucker TACO
He’s pumping the market so the GCC can liquidate at higher prices
It’s a lie
King of CAP
We’ll see in a few hours what will Iran say.I don’t think they know about this…
TACO
Witch?
Witch TACO buys himself five days
Looks like the biggest trap to buy now.
Predictably TACO’d! I was so confused when i saw futures and gold surge as the oil prices collapsed, i should start checking ‘Truth Social’ before looking at the market.
Says Israel expects several more weeks of fighting aka they don’t want to stop bombing
Oil dropping based on this news is still insane. The supply shock is still there, the facilities that process and store this stuff are destroyed.
It’s pure cope.
Lies to pump the market. Just a couple days ago he was complaining there was no one to negotiate with. “Productive conversations” has been their go-to response for like a year and a half in Russia-Ukraine negotiations, likely he hasn’t even talked to Iran at all, much less found any common ground.
He’s held talks with the Ayatollah’s voicemail.
Real life feels like a parody these days. I don’t know why tf I am on this sub in the first place.
The opposite of everything he says is the truth, so nope.
I bet friday or saturday is karg island day
“Witch”
Announced on Monday, until Friday, then the next crazy thing is said for the weekend, then backtracked on Monday… rinse and repeat
So Trump got called on the bluff and iran still controls the strait
Fuck yo puts – trump
Biggest cap of 2026 🧢
Bro…….this mf every, fucking time
Last time there was a “negotiation” didn’t they attack anyways before the deadline? Or last *few* times?
Oops I did it again ~
I played with your port ~
Got lost in the game ~
Oh baby, baby
Alright, guys. The war is over now. Back to losing money strategically.
The market hasn’t even open yet! Why did taco switch position? Perhaps haven’t sold enough yet
I don’t think people believe anything that comes out of this guy’s mouth anymore
You can’t TACO a war bro.
Wild that he managed to spell “infrastructure” correctly but fumbled “which” in the same post lmao. Classic Trump caps lock energy tho
Market probably gonna be weird as hell this week with all this uncertainty floating around. Oil futures must be having an aneurysm right about now
Market manipulation to possibly get a less awful CPI in April. Doesn’t matter if it’s true or not. Oil took an immediate 10% drop. It may take a few days for it to go back up once everyone realizes what a total lie it all was. Also he only does big strikes on the weekend, he was never going to bomb Iran even more on a weekday. It would also get in the way of a bunch of tee times he had lined up.
How the market keeps believing anything from his mouth I’ll never know but they keep falling for it. They might be bigger regards than all of us.
Says the same guy who bombed Iran while negotiating with them. Sure, they are going to trust you bruh!
The marines must be five days away.
It takes one to taco
TACO
How far below 50k do we have to go to care about the files
I’m scared because the “WITCH” will continue throughout the week and beyond.
Complete bullshit, Iran’s foreign minister said talks were off the table yesterday.
How many times can he pull the same move…
https://preview.redd.it/km933ifyasqg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dbcc6e1edba700af258f37122ec704dbf51e14c
Yeah this is bs. This is stock market manipulation right before the stock market in the US opens.
Tacos are back on the menu boys.
‘Witch’
# Iran denies claims: ‘We reject all negotiations – US has failed and Hormuz will remain closed’
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Taco Tuesday