Not that this matters because the US attacked Iran during negotiations a few weeks ago
So it’s not like the US has any credibility. Iran has zero reason to make a deal. They have the global economy by the balls.
cojoco on
Seekin’ ain’t gettin’
throwmethedamnstick on
This fuckwit is going to do this every single day so him and his mates can buy the dip, until his troops get there and Iran does a wipe out.
SeltsamerNordlander on
I actually cannot believe markets are this stupid, it is astonishing
Jimbobsupertramp on
Lol investors are dipshits
MeowMeowbiggalo on
Oh wow, more market manipulation, whats tomorrows headline gonna be?
DirectEnthusiasm1234 on
Israeli media lmao. Anyways, see you guys tomorrow
drtywater on
Has Iran agreed to this?
Mobile619 on
Why would Iran ever agree to a 1 month ceasefire? This would only benefit Israel & the US.
What a stupid timeline we are living in. People will believe anything.
Consistent_Panda5891 on
Yes ceasefire but strait keeps closed. Wait for newbies to pump it and resume to buy puts guys
Ok-Shelter-35 on
Ah yes. A ceasefire in the Middle East. We all know how those hold up….
stelicag on
Crypto bros at it again…
CouldBeLessDepressed on
How are we both sending in the 82nd Airborne, which seems to now be a past tense being reported on multiple big sites, but also ceasing fire? Gonna go turn the stove on and press my face into it just to make sure hot isn’t also cold now. I already tipped a cup lemonade onto the floor just to make sure down isn’t also up and sugar is still sticky. But I’m still not convinced reality isn’t broken.
TimidTomcat on
Trump is just pumping it all ways now
oldbutfeisty on
It’s got to be over soon, this is Iran’s third last chance.
DigDigDig11 on
Trump ‘n Dump
MikeRizzo007 on
Who is going to tell that to Israel?
brjh1990 on
Glad my USO calls don’t expire until July. Imagine being dumb enough to believe there’s a ceasefire
GeX_64_ on
Always with de-escalation talks for low liquidity after hours/ premarket to move then flip the switch
booyakasha_wagwaan on
ICE Brent futures (benchmark for 70-80% of global oil trade) are still at ~$100.
WTI is primarily a US based benchmark.
Moist-Estimate-826 on
There was also an unexpected build in inventories again this week.
NeedleworkerNo3429 on
Talking down oil every day.
addigity on
But the infrastructure!!!!
dreammunist2 on
It will go back up once idiots realise Iran isn’t interested in a ceasefire.
America and israel started this and Iran will decide when and if it ends
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By Israeli media…
So go long at the open and ride the Taco!
There is literally no one month ceasefire though
This is all so stupid
Trump said there “may” be a ceasefire
Iran has not agreed to anything
Not that this matters because the US attacked Iran during negotiations a few weeks ago
So it’s not like the US has any credibility. Iran has zero reason to make a deal. They have the global economy by the balls.
Seekin’ ain’t gettin’
This fuckwit is going to do this every single day so him and his mates can buy the dip, until his troops get there and Iran does a wipe out.
I actually cannot believe markets are this stupid, it is astonishing
Lol investors are dipshits
Oh wow, more market manipulation, whats tomorrows headline gonna be?
Israeli media lmao. Anyways, see you guys tomorrow
Has Iran agreed to this?
Why would Iran ever agree to a 1 month ceasefire? This would only benefit Israel & the US.
What a stupid timeline we are living in. People will believe anything.
Yes ceasefire but strait keeps closed. Wait for newbies to pump it and resume to buy puts guys
Ah yes. A ceasefire in the Middle East. We all know how those hold up….
Crypto bros at it again…
How are we both sending in the 82nd Airborne, which seems to now be a past tense being reported on multiple big sites, but also ceasing fire? Gonna go turn the stove on and press my face into it just to make sure hot isn’t also cold now. I already tipped a cup lemonade onto the floor just to make sure down isn’t also up and sugar is still sticky. But I’m still not convinced reality isn’t broken.
Trump is just pumping it all ways now
It’s got to be over soon, this is Iran’s third last chance.
Trump ‘n Dump
Who is going to tell that to Israel?
Glad my USO calls don’t expire until July. Imagine being dumb enough to believe there’s a ceasefire
Always with de-escalation talks for low liquidity after hours/ premarket to move then flip the switch
ICE Brent futures (benchmark for 70-80% of global oil trade) are still at ~$100.
WTI is primarily a US based benchmark.
There was also an unexpected build in inventories again this week.
Talking down oil every day.
But the infrastructure!!!!
It will go back up once idiots realise Iran isn’t interested in a ceasefire.
America and israel started this and Iran will decide when and if it ends