The Hormuz Straight is still closed. see all the red dots? Those are tankers STUCK there. and that's realtime.
Whatever the news say is Bullshit. Get that right.
Plus the Iranians put sea mines throughout the straight. Nobody is gonna insure that.
It doesn't get any more stuck than this. Just look at the damn dots. Now guess how long is it gonna take to come back to normal?
Until the ships start moving I'll be 100k Diamond Hands on USO, BNO, WTI, CVX.
And I'm buying more today.
The Hormuz Straight is closed
byu/Adventurous_Vast288 inwallstreetbets
Posted by Adventurous_Vast288
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ahahahaha posted twice, mad gey bear
fake news, bake em away toys
So Chinese, Indian and other friendly tankers can get through but they’ve mined the straits. Make up your mind
Ehehe War over stocks up bay gears mad lol
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Looks fine to me, OP
More like Snoremuz Gayight
Ber mad
Daily vessel transit traffic number for Hormuz.
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Pardon my ignorance but what’s does that mean? “100k Diamond Hands on USO…”?
Why market green though
Straight of Homos
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We are just pricing in the conflict being over, nothing to see here
🥭 – “nuh uh”
Clearly fake news. Everyone knows maps show white as land and blue as water, so there’s no way those tankers are stuck on land.
Poooooots
straits closed due to aids
Remember, pump comes before the dump
So calls thank you
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Remember to say thank you.
Why they just don’t go around Africa?
Spy dosnt trade on whats happening now, its what happening in the future, its alwasy been lile that, when will you understand
Who’s got a sharpie?
I’ll sell you more puts if you want
They just gotta pay the $2m tip
Would re-naming it the Straight of America help things? Just thinking out loud here.
Can’t we just bomb the shit out of the water and blow up all the mines?
Ok so buy puts on USO. Am I doing tihs rihgt
Someone bought puts
Put the fries in the bag.
Bulls r fuk. But as always the government will lie to you for as long as possible. Watch the price of jet fuel. It’s trading this week at like equivalent to oil at 195$. The gap has to close at some point. This isn’t meme stocks. Watch the 10 yr treasury. It continues to grind higher, the bond market doesn’t give a fuck about anyone’s feelings. The fed can’t print and the fed can’t cut.
Those open source ship tracking sites do not reliably update in real time. Sometimes they update immediately and sometimes the ship movements don’t update til hours or days later. I was meticulously tracking a cargo ship recently for a vehicle I ordered and the ship position would differ based on what I used to track it.
Imagine losing money and getting pissed off because a war is ending 😂
Stop being a ghey bear. We know your puts r down bad. You’re not as clever as you think as evidenced by your losses. Stonks only go up.
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