Dow jumps 300 points as oil falls after U.S. reportedly sends Iran peace plan: Live updates

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    24 Comments

    1. Its funny how its like “the market is optimistic about the peace plan” like it isnt some dogshit plan that has 0 chance of being agreed to

    2. Playful_Accident8990 on

      Don’t worry, our kindly government will figure out how to get the oil prices up again.

    3. as ive said many times over

      S&P has one final hurrah

      gold will continue tanking

      oil will continue tanking

      bitcoin will rally like crazy

      no boots on ground

      100%, mark it, watch it happen live

    4. DigitalPhear13 on

      Every day the market jumps on a peace deal that is right around the corner, while Iran continues to say “go fuck yourselves”

      If you get burned trading on this that’s on you.

    5. BetSquare7190 on

      Iran is demanding war reparations. To be fair, most of their plan seems quite logical and moderate (I hate Iran’s regime btw). There’s no way Trump will accept it, ever.

    6. SwitchedOnNow on

      Anyone really think Iran is going to accept a 15 point one sided plan dreamed up by Trump? lol. Nah bro.

    7. kdnzindahouse on

      I see the same headline posted every hour and the same exact comments. Starting to believe the dead internet theory more and more…

    8. Competitive-Yak-3785 on

      How is the market reacting positively to something that was rejected out of hand?

    9. MarketCrache on

      Oil dips a dollar and the market surges as if oil hasn’t already gone up 50%.

    10. pattydickens on

      Iran isn’t going to give us their enriched uranium. It’s obvious that they understand how much leverage any semblance of a nuclear program gives them. Israel isn’t going to agree to a ceasefire until Iran is permanently erased as a regional power. Trump can lie all he wants, the market can run on vibes all it wants, but the global economy isn’t going to endure this situation for long without a massive correction. Meanwhile, why nit transfer as much wealth as possible to the top 1 percent through insider trading and blatant corruption?

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