AlGAdams on March 26, 2026 6:41 pm If she founds out you own a bunch of blue chip mega cap stocks? That your favorite sexual position is taking a nap?
chuggin_ballz on March 26, 2026 6:42 pm Dude then Find a wife that’s not such a weak handed lil bitch
VoteGiantMeteor2028 on March 26, 2026 6:42 pm Yes but do you think her boyfriend would let that happen?
EatingRawOnion on March 26, 2026 6:43 pm I mean you should be more diversified, but honestly it’s all 🥭s fault. 9% what are a baby? You’re gonna be fine
Emergency_Froyo_3030 on March 26, 2026 6:43 pm My wife would undivorce me if that was all i was down.
eldankus on March 26, 2026 6:44 pm When did you get in? This portfolio screams “wait a year and you’ll be more than fine”
madalytical on March 26, 2026 6:44 pm not if u divorce her first she wont! but no seriously, be patient obi wan, ur in for a surprise give it a few more week(s), if these are shares, dont sell jack patience… in the meantime, crack open a cold one, put ur feet up and jam to some games! keep it going!
glisteningoxygen on March 26, 2026 6:45 pm MF im down more than 8% today Strap your balls back on or get out.
potato111a on March 26, 2026 6:46 pm OP panicking over a 9% loss so far while holding shares… r/investing is down the hall to the right
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Hmmm unless it’s money you need I don’t think so
“Hey bae I made $770 on SMMT”
Are you retarded?
This is nothing
If she founds out you own a bunch of blue chip mega cap stocks? That your favorite sexual position is taking a nap?
Dude then Find a wife that’s not such a weak handed lil bitch
8% loss? Wtf is this amateur hour?
Lmfao guys down 8% whos gonna tell em
Only one way out 0 DTEs 🤷
Yes but do you think her boyfriend would let that happen?
Finds out you have 300k in an account? Lol
I mean you should be more diversified, but honestly it’s all 🥭s fault. 9% what are a baby? You’re gonna be fine
Let me know when I can scoop her up OP
You have shares, not options, you will be fine
My wife would undivorce me if that was all i was down.
Wifes not real
Daring today, aren’t we?
Wife’s bf already knows though
Down 8% is considered a gain on here
this is nothing…
When did you get in? This portfolio screams “wait a year and you’ll be more than fine”
not if u divorce her first she wont!
but no seriously, be patient obi wan, ur in for a surprise
give it a few more week(s), if these are shares, dont sell jack
patience…
in the meantime, crack open a cold one, put ur feet up and jam to some games! keep it going!
Stop being a baby back bitch.
MF im down more than 8% today
Strap your balls back on or get out.
Thats peanuts
OP panicking over a 9% loss so far while holding shares… r/investing is down the hall to the right
Finds out what?
lol dude calm down