Just the dividend yield alone is great at this point
pinezatos on
It seems the microslop monicker is working
Quick-Leadership-925 on
Good. Copilot suck
No_Plastic_7533 on
MSFT getting its worst quarter since 08 while every deck is stuffed with AI buzzwords feels like the market finally asking for real revenue, not Copilot demos and Windows 11 ad spam.
Bulky_Preparation768 on
Nadella is such a god awful CEO
FireStaged on
Fuck AI you only got to go listen to Steven Bartlett’s guests to see why we shouldn’t be embracing this crap.
rebel-capitalist on
300 will be the absolute bottom, calling it now
th1bow on
their quarter got slopped
Yaruo0310 on
Most of the MAG7 have basically become entities that just funnel money into memory companies.
patricio87 on
Taking forever to release the halo 1 remake too
TheBooneyBunes on
Watch next quarter Microsoft will crush its fucking earnings like testicles under a hydraulic press
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Already bit off my balls
But isn’t AI supposed to make them more profitable?
So buy the dip?
I’m still in, but omg, I don’t think it will be moving up soon.
Nothing to see here
Maybe they should try rebooting. It’s the only way to get Windows 11 to do anything.
r/valueInvesring in shambles
Yes Ai is to blame for everything.
Stock down? AI.
Groceries up 50% in 1y? AI.
Home prices and mortgages up 20% in 1y? AI.
Fired? AI.
Recession? AI.
Gas up 70% in 2 weeks? AI.
Wait.. maybe it’s not AI but instead it’s a certain pedo convict… just maybe!
Like him or loath him but Ed Zitron is looking like the most vindicated man on the planet right now
I guess their ad spam in windows 11 and “AI” laptops are not pumping the numbers enough.
Who would have thought.
r/valueinvesting in shambles.
https://preview.redd.it/tmor28e1skrg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34fab9ce9a435a9df64551ad8ee46b45da6091b
100 shares! Let’s go!
Buy buy buy.
Just the dividend yield alone is great at this point
It seems the microslop monicker is working
Good. Copilot suck
MSFT getting its worst quarter since 08 while every deck is stuffed with AI buzzwords feels like the market finally asking for real revenue, not Copilot demos and Windows 11 ad spam.
Nadella is such a god awful CEO
Fuck AI you only got to go listen to Steven Bartlett’s guests to see why we shouldn’t be embracing this crap.
300 will be the absolute bottom, calling it now
their quarter got slopped
Most of the MAG7 have basically become entities that just funnel money into memory companies.
Taking forever to release the halo 1 remake too
Watch next quarter Microsoft will crush its fucking earnings like testicles under a hydraulic press
And still go down 2%