Holy shit, I was almost going to hold calls over the weekend. Good thing I have weak hands.
Put_Er_There_Sport on
I know ive been talking alot of bearish shit, but for everyone whos life would get detrimentally affected by an actual crash, i feel for. The regular people who havent done anything serious to anyone, the ones who keep moving on through life working and supporting themselves or family. Most people in general I don’t want the negative repercussions for; i want all that focused on everyone whos causing those problems for us.
WayDry848 on
“Stocks tumble as Wall Street nears longest losing streak in nearly 4 years,” per CBS
“WE’RE GOING TO WIN SO MUCH, YOU MAY EVEN GET TIRED OF WINNING… AND YOU’LL SAY, SIR ‘PLEASE, PLEASE, IT’S TOO MUCH WINNING!’”
KehreAzerith on
Power hour? More like jump off a bridge
smart_doge on
Why would you blow up the plants in that country? They were born without it, they were molded into it. They can stay regarded longer than we can remain solvent.
OneLeggedJaguar on
Whats the opposite of a market pumping taco?
SergeantThreat on
Wake me up when December 2028 ends
Alarmed-Rope-9062 on
Where my SLV dogs at??
imaginarytrades on
Listening to Cello Sonata in G minor, smoking a joint and watching my port burn
sailortyx56 on
US-Iran discussions are not happening in Pakistan or Turkey for de-escalation this weekend – Asia One News
There you go.
XX_AppleSauce on
Curious question. How do people upvote the discussion threads? Do you downvote when you’ve had a bad day? Upvote when you’re doing well? Always upvote? Always downvote?
I always upvote because if it’s a place where I can bitch, then I upvote that place for being there.
Emotional-Bag1398 on
When Donny says this is Biden’s market he is referring to things being the price they were when Biden was President.
CEO-of-SOXL on
Tiger and cars don’t mix well. Must be the Asian in him.
moorhound on
Oh damn it’s WAY legging down AH
We’re down *2 dollars* in the 20 mins since close
No-Put2311 on
Fully cash just farming karma in the daily
XX_AppleSauce on
Are we up in Miami yet??
ballsonreddit on
Rubio tells allies Iran war will continue 2-4 more weeks
I sold my spy puts for a tidy profit around 11pm thinking wed just do another flat afternoon. I bought so many 0dtes that my broker logged me out of my account after i bought them
ChewbaccaIsBear on
Something something I like the stonk, something something GUHH
McKoijion on
Trump speaks at 5:30 PM at the Saudi government’s investment conference in Miami about “economics.”
The_Albertino on
Not really throwing on the panic button unless we give up 615 so there’s plenty of room to fall
Austin_Destroyer on
I’m going to revert to some childhood comfort tonight. Smash burgers and LotR director’s cut at my place. We’re going to put all the couch cushions on the floor to make the bouch (bed+couch), too.
Cruxed1 on
Spy dropping faster than I can refresh lmao
Gonna take some serious tweets to fix this one
Frozen_Shades on
I’m buying some dip on Monday.
orsomeshitidk on
Aight tards, I’m sneaking off work early to go drink margs and have Mexican food with my wife. Hope you have the weekend you deserve 🫡
jijitalk on
Jesus fucking christ.
patricktu1258 on
It keeps falling ah..
ZenithPrime on
Biggest blue chips stocks down 2%+ while Carvana ends green. Something aint right
smart_doge on
Should I heloc my own house to keep the payments going?
This one he can’t taco his way out. So now they’re saying he’s bored. Cool cool, whole world is burning because the supreme leader is bored.
wa_2050 on
They had to call Elon musk into the negotiations. Because we all know he’s so great with his words.
PunchingAgreenbush on
Surprised the idiot hasnt threatened them with tarrifs yet
PositiveEdge4361 on
The dip after the dip of the dippity dip is in progress
dontslambro on
2026 Market ETFs
SPY -7.04%
QQQ -8.42%
DJI -6.03%
IWM -1.24%
aa73gc on
Wow no after hours bounce at all. GG bulls
CUbuffGuy on
Jesus market dying even after hours… I’m still long for next week but goddam
RemarkableVictory990 on
AI bears this is only a temporary alliance when I think it’s time I’m full porting into AI bs
Livid_Engineering_30 on
the only thing we can agree on is stocks are cheaper today than yesterday. If you think they will be worth more one day then today buy
Hot-Performancy on
USO HIT NEW 52-WEEK HIGHS
skychief99 on
I advise stocking up on fuel, water and non-perishable foods.
PatrickSebast on
It is actually amazing that Bondi managed to call the top
Samjabr on
Ah wiling. But, we got a whole weekend.
Southern_Positive656 on
BREAKING: TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SIGNS MULTI-LATERAL PEACE DEAL WITH IRAN, UAE, ISRAEL, and OMAN. STRAIGHT IS SET TO BE REOPENED PER FINALIZED DEAL, EXPECTED BY LATE SUNDAY NIGHT.
-AXIOS
ConsiderationKey1658 on
Well bros…… shit 🤷♂️
legible_print on
The weekend during a 🥭 presidency. Where anything can happen. And I mean that in a bad way.
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Holy shit, I was almost going to hold calls over the weekend. Good thing I have weak hands.
I know ive been talking alot of bearish shit, but for everyone whos life would get detrimentally affected by an actual crash, i feel for. The regular people who havent done anything serious to anyone, the ones who keep moving on through life working and supporting themselves or family. Most people in general I don’t want the negative repercussions for; i want all that focused on everyone whos causing those problems for us.
“Stocks tumble as Wall Street nears longest losing streak in nearly 4 years,” per CBS
“WE’RE GOING TO WIN SO MUCH, YOU MAY EVEN GET TIRED OF WINNING… AND YOU’LL SAY, SIR ‘PLEASE, PLEASE, IT’S TOO MUCH WINNING!’”
Power hour? More like jump off a bridge
Why would you blow up the plants in that country? They were born without it, they were molded into it. They can stay regarded longer than we can remain solvent.
Whats the opposite of a market pumping taco?
Wake me up when December 2028 ends
Where my SLV dogs at??
Listening to Cello Sonata in G minor, smoking a joint and watching my port burn
US-Iran discussions are not happening in Pakistan or Turkey for de-escalation this weekend – Asia One News
There you go.
Curious question. How do people upvote the discussion threads? Do you downvote when you’ve had a bad day? Upvote when you’re doing well? Always upvote? Always downvote?
I always upvote because if it’s a place where I can bitch, then I upvote that place for being there.
When Donny says this is Biden’s market he is referring to things being the price they were when Biden was President.
Tiger and cars don’t mix well. Must be the Asian in him.
Oh damn it’s WAY legging down AH
We’re down *2 dollars* in the 20 mins since close
Fully cash just farming karma in the daily
Are we up in Miami yet??
Rubio tells allies Iran war will continue 2-4 more weeks
[https://www.axios.com/2026/03/27/iran-war-timeline-rubio-2-4-weeks](https://www.axios.com/2026/03/27/iran-war-timeline-rubio-2-4-weeks)
The only calls you should buy RN is $ROPE.
I sold my spy puts for a tidy profit around 11pm thinking wed just do another flat afternoon. I bought so many 0dtes that my broker logged me out of my account after i bought them
Something something I like the stonk, something something GUHH
Trump speaks at 5:30 PM at the Saudi government’s investment conference in Miami about “economics.”
Not really throwing on the panic button unless we give up 615 so there’s plenty of room to fall
I’m going to revert to some childhood comfort tonight. Smash burgers and LotR director’s cut at my place. We’re going to put all the couch cushions on the floor to make the bouch (bed+couch), too.
Spy dropping faster than I can refresh lmao
Gonna take some serious tweets to fix this one
I’m buying some dip on Monday.
Aight tards, I’m sneaking off work early to go drink margs and have Mexican food with my wife. Hope you have the weekend you deserve 🫡
Jesus fucking christ.
It keeps falling ah..
Biggest blue chips stocks down 2%+ while Carvana ends green. Something aint right
Should I heloc my own house to keep the payments going?
No post market manipulation tweet???
now we’re really f*cked
Ez calls here
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/go2BEq5Tq6
This one he can’t taco his way out. So now they’re saying he’s bored. Cool cool, whole world is burning because the supreme leader is bored.
They had to call Elon musk into the negotiations. Because we all know he’s so great with his words.
Surprised the idiot hasnt threatened them with tarrifs yet
The dip after the dip of the dippity dip is in progress
2026 Market ETFs
SPY -7.04%
QQQ -8.42%
DJI -6.03%
IWM -1.24%
Wow no after hours bounce at all. GG bulls
Jesus market dying even after hours… I’m still long for next week but goddam
AI bears this is only a temporary alliance when I think it’s time I’m full porting into AI bs
the only thing we can agree on is stocks are cheaper today than yesterday. If you think they will be worth more one day then today buy
USO HIT NEW 52-WEEK HIGHS
I advise stocking up on fuel, water and non-perishable foods.
It is actually amazing that Bondi managed to call the top
Ah wiling. But, we got a whole weekend.
BREAKING: TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SIGNS MULTI-LATERAL PEACE DEAL WITH IRAN, UAE, ISRAEL, and OMAN. STRAIGHT IS SET TO BE REOPENED PER FINALIZED DEAL, EXPECTED BY LATE SUNDAY NIGHT.
-AXIOS
Well bros…… shit 🤷♂️
The weekend during a 🥭 presidency. Where anything can happen. And I mean that in a bad way.