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    1. Exact_Entrepreneur66 on

      Why is typing the word “manngo” (I know I typed 2 n’s) triggering me a warning? Can’t we even discuss about a freaking fruit??

    2. WingedScapula420 on

      Why are people betting on Jesus coming back? If I was Jesus I wouldn’t be within a thousand miles of this shit.

    3. Independent-Tree-985 on

      Life is like an RL Stine’s choose your own adventure book, and most of you choose to put on the vampire mask

    4. “holy war” WTF man… giving religious fanatics access to the highest levels of the US military may have not been the brightest Idea.

    5. Strippers near a base claiming soldiers coming in and saying they’re getting deployed

    6. FearlessStatement144 on

      They’re going to lure you in w a fake pump tomorrow. Dont fall for it. 

    7. NotawoodpeckerOwner on

      Buying Microsoft at open tomorrow so get ready for another -10% this week all MSFT longs.

    8. Bols don’t have 🍑 lying to their face over the weekend, so they chose to lie to themselves about the war ending.

      # I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS UP LMAO

    9. Specialist_Fig9458 on

      Bulls on their knees praying for 🥭 to tweet something and they think this is a sane investment strategy LMAO

    10. At this point I’m wondering if there will even be a *fake* pump in the morning.

    11. JohanLiebert92 on

      ” Wall Street eyes signs of TACO amid Iran war”

      Real Yahoo news headline just popped up LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    12. Futures opens in 1.5 hours. I fully expect the White House to announce the cure for cancer in the next hour.

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