Iranian Speaker of Parliament, the one Trump had a positive negotiation with, gives stock advice https://i.redd.it/7meo9nqsr1sg1.png Posted by hfbvm2
AllCapNoBrake on March 29, 2026 8:55 pm https://preview.redd.it/dluvv5fcs1sg1.png?width=399&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7a5d29aee6d3073fb75ddcac4fe2678f3c15b4f
s1n0d3utscht3k on March 29, 2026 8:55 pm https://preview.redd.it/njt2jefcs1sg1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fa0b19c5f41d9dc639cc89488228bda4045f43f
astromouse2024 on March 29, 2026 8:56 pm Absolutely hilarious but spot fucking on lol if we see any rally tomorrow I’m dumping my calls and switching to puts
Kakariko_crackhouse on March 29, 2026 8:59 pm I mean he’s not wrong. You’d have to be a Wendy’s employee not to see it
DoubleFamous5751 on March 29, 2026 8:59 pm https://preview.redd.it/gzgxo7z3t1sg1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e76c1a06b3fb6cab81aa7da977c82b60f31ae65
Funny_Requirement166 on March 29, 2026 9:00 pm He’s absolutely correct, it’s been this pattern since the war.
bigboyvapesinc on March 29, 2026 9:01 pm Over half of my portfolio is cash and the last chunk of it is going into dollar bills with the next relief rally
Over_Might3191 on March 29, 2026 9:01 pm most obvious thing in universe but some people may not know it so i’m happy he did this
AP_Gaming_9 on March 29, 2026 9:03 pm Honestly not really expecting much tomorrow. I think they know they have to give it a break. It’s becoming far too much like the boy who cried wolf
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Lmfao
Market has become more joke than ever
https://preview.redd.it/dluvv5fcs1sg1.png?width=399&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7a5d29aee6d3073fb75ddcac4fe2678f3c15b4f
https://preview.redd.it/njt2jefcs1sg1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fa0b19c5f41d9dc639cc89488228bda4045f43f
Absolutely hilarious but spot fucking on lol if we see any rally tomorrow I’m dumping my calls and switching to puts
I want him investigated by the SEC
this should be in discussion or news if it’s real
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Iranian inverse Cramer.
so….. do I inverse him or inverse myself???
He has an account on this sub for sure
this dude is 100% in the daily thread making banbets on spy 400
r/Tehranstreetbets when?
based.
You can’t make this shit up
I mean he’s not wrong. You’d have to be a Wendy’s employee not to see it
https://preview.redd.it/gzgxo7z3t1sg1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e76c1a06b3fb6cab81aa7da977c82b60f31ae65
We live in simulator
Solid DD
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
He’s absolutely correct, it’s been this pattern since the war.
Over half of my portfolio is cash and the last chunk of it is going into dollar bills with the next relief rally
most obvious thing in universe but some people may not know it so i’m happy he did this
tf is this LMAOOOOO. I see no lies btw
We live in a fucking weird world!
Jim Cramer move over!
2026 is not real. Fuck me.
Fuck do I inverse the inverse?
I bet he has a righteous Banbet going.
Honestly not really expecting much tomorrow. I think they know they have to give it a break. It’s becoming far too much like the boy who cried wolf