Monday morning market manipulation: NYT reports “Trump Says Iran Agreed to Allow 20 More Ships of Oil Through Strait of Hormuz”

    https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/29/world/middleeast/trump-iran-hormuz-ships-oil.html

    Posted by Cloudboy9001

    24 Comments

    1. Inevitable_Butthole on

      As Iran said literally 12hrs ago.

      They will try to pump premarket and not to listen to it

    2. It’s been like 3 weeks of Monday pumps off of orange mango tweets. If you held puts over the weekend you deserve the portfolio pounding.

    3. Twenty is a big number.  Bigger than anybody has ever seen.  Some people say there are bigger numbers but they are very low IQ people.

    4. All Presidents lie. It’s part of the job. Pretty much a requirement of the position.. But goddman at least the past ones put in some effort to make their lies somewhat believable. Something like a “based on a true story” movie. This one just assumes no one can verify basic information like “how many boats are actually passing through this point in the ocean.”

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