Wall Street

unemployed tech worker

March 30, 2026

all from 0dte, and all positions closed

EDIT:

getting a lot of messages for positions. i sold theta. no stocks. i would attach positions to original post but cant add, so here is imgur link https://imgur.com/a/v22MwWf. positions from the last 2 trading days

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1s7x0hn

Posted by Bong-Hits-For-Jesus

47 Comments

Between-Stations on March 30, 2026 5:22 pm

Keep it up! 👍
Impossible-Loss-4948 on March 30, 2026 5:23 pm

Past positions or ban
ChiefBassDTSExec on March 30, 2026 5:23 pm

How can you be a tech worker and unemployed. Pick one
_freckles__ on March 30, 2026 5:23 pm

Amazing. If you do it once more, you will have 2.25mn roughly.
CartmanAndCartman on March 30, 2026 5:23 pm

https://preview.redd.it/bgb4klocv7sg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b41f146c7d593908b0611481b269adcdede7e2f

Meanwhile we are like …
Past_String343 on March 30, 2026 5:23 pm

U will lose all soon
CarrotLevel99 on March 30, 2026 5:23 pm

How dude.
Hail_Zeus on March 30, 2026 5:23 pm

Nice work! That tax bill is going to hurt though. Do some of the trading in your Roth!
Less-Albatross-6324 on March 30, 2026 5:24 pm

Dam jealous
Flat-War6922 on March 30, 2026 5:24 pm

Spy? I am not a smart trader so missed L the put opportunities
NotMyMainLoLzy on March 30, 2026 5:24 pm

Good job!
Thotmas01 on March 30, 2026 5:24 pm

Positions or ban?
kawkface on March 30, 2026 5:25 pm

Which tickers were you playing?
EarthSeparate2839 on March 30, 2026 5:25 pm

What were your positions?
No-Delivery-7048 on March 30, 2026 5:26 pm

Post positions..
ButtExterminator on March 30, 2026 5:28 pm

Bro
saifly on March 30, 2026 5:28 pm

If you keep doing this every week for the next 10 years you’ll be a multi trillionaire
mongomike on March 30, 2026 5:29 pm

Yeah but what were your positions? What did you trade?
ObviousWillingness51 on March 30, 2026 5:30 pm

How are you a tech worker yet unemployed? Wouldn’t that make you a tech hobbyist?
Jackal-Noble on March 30, 2026 5:33 pm

good for you, I hate this
ImpossibleJoke7456 on March 30, 2026 5:33 pm

Surely you can guess correctly a few more times.
chafingNip on March 30, 2026 5:34 pm

You crazy bastard
WeUsedToBeNumber10 on March 30, 2026 5:35 pm

You should do SPX or XSP, better short te tax treatment.
Diamond-Key197 on March 30, 2026 5:35 pm

Holy shit, how much time per day did you trade?
BigGayGinger4 on March 30, 2026 5:35 pm

Congrats now withdraw that entire gain and stash it

or ya know. xfer it out of RH into a big boy account where you won’t gamble it lmao

then never post here again because this board is for the well-regarded only
Affectionate_Bee8985 on March 30, 2026 5:36 pm

>tech worker
>doesn’t use dark mode
This story isn’t checking out.
inconsistentsavant on March 30, 2026 5:36 pm

I’m happy for you. Seriously.
yellenbubbleblower on March 30, 2026 5:36 pm

Are you from Juneau? Username checks out.
Perfect-Studio-3350 on March 30, 2026 5:37 pm

Pls put it all on spy puts
iactuallydontknow420 on March 30, 2026 5:37 pm

BEAST
GotKarprar on March 30, 2026 5:37 pm

GET OUT
InjuryWorking621 on March 30, 2026 5:37 pm

Teach us too. I only seem to give it back to the community
PregnantPickle_ on March 30, 2026 5:38 pm

good enough to screenshot, cash that shit out
z3speed4me on March 30, 2026 5:38 pm

Results may vary
MVPhurricane on March 30, 2026 5:38 pm

“unemployed <x> worker” feels like a contradiction in terms…
Key-Guidance-8552 on March 30, 2026 5:39 pm

😑
Ok_Razzmatazz_9800 on March 30, 2026 5:39 pm

Bro, I bought it when down and it’s up bro. Just sayin bro.
AllCapNoBrake on March 30, 2026 5:40 pm

https://preview.redd.it/cbo1hnady7sg1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfc8397a364a25b0b37bc166ab5c3b04a8994273
grizzlypatchadams on March 30, 2026 5:40 pm

Nice gains! What’s your strategy? Sharing any insight?
Stack_Johnson on March 30, 2026 5:41 pm

Soon to be retired tech worker! Let the good times roll! Don’t stop until you hit $100m
frickin_darn on March 30, 2026 5:42 pm

Screenshot means take profits.
Few_Client5641 on March 30, 2026 5:42 pm

Fuck you, but congrats OP!

Please make your way to the Casino’s nearest exit.
Traditional_Range_96 on March 30, 2026 5:42 pm

Buy shares while they are heavily discounted! And good dividend shares.
RelationshipShort460 on March 30, 2026 5:42 pm

you’re playing with fire, stop. please stop dont end up on your parents couch.
chaawuu1 on March 30, 2026 5:45 pm

Can I ask, how much would a typical option cost for this?
Daft_Assassin on March 30, 2026 5:52 pm

I have no clue how any of this works, lol. I need a course on puts and calls. Until then I’ll just keep throwing money at SPY and VOO.
Swanky1499 on March 30, 2026 5:52 pm

All spy calls