Those talks with the *new iran leaders* must be going swimmingly.
ComodinoDiLegno on
So he’s now blaming other people for the bed he shat
bardhizi on
Letss gooo 3% by open so I have an easy playy…
After_Working_6499 on
So is the war over again?
Excellent_Row8297 on
Today:
Epic bear trap followed by an epic bull trap
Anfield_Cowboy on
So we’re pumping because straights closed?
MissMatriarch on
BREAKING: The US Department of War announces it will be holding a press conference at 8 AM ET on Tuesday.
Source: The Kobeissi Letter
Disconn3cted on
I wonder if we’ll come back to the war once 🥭 sees that this didn’t fix the markets
pigeon_shit on
$TE fucked me up good
dumbest-bastard on
I assume this pump is due to large volume representative of normal investor and institution buyers
Used-Bedroom-3763 on
They’re gonna pump today because everyone is short
gtheory1 on
Time to invade Canada!
Worried_Quarter469 on
If we give the Iranian guy Hormuz he’ll tell us what the market is going to do today
Fit_Neighborhood9251 on
France being the only country that actually helped defend USA bases makes this 10 times better.
AirwickS on
🥭’s tone has shifted toward a cut and run strategy.
We’ll see what happens. I’m only 30% cash right now. Think I’ll stay put.
ShittyUsernane1222 on
the way the market is acting one would think the US capitulated unconditionally.
yet the press conference hasn’t started yet and there hasn’t been any confirmation by iran of the US-Iran war ending, so I cannot confirm if the rumours of war end are true.
SergeantThreat on
Only the best presidents give up on a war they started after 3 weeks!
oldprecision on
The war is over but so is the oil. Algos: up we go. Who writes these things?
ten7four on
Price targets on falling stocks are the funniest scam ever. When MU was in the 400s, Citi’s price target was 510. Now that it’s dumped 100 dollars, Citi’s like “oh wait, actually, our new price target is 425”.
Fuck out of here. They should be forced to have like a scarlet letter sign saying “I’m retarded and my price targets are retarded” when their predictions go the exact opposite direction
sami_regard on
Exact same hour as yesterday, we peak here, all trading hour will be dump.
Powerful-Ad4836 on
Premarket pump on the last day of the quarter? Yup, today is ending blood red.
claytondpark on
JPM protecting their collar! 6475 lfg
ThinCrusts on
What’s the high today before we tumble again?
IronSnatchKitty on
What did he do now
G0RD0N_CLARK on
Feels like someone is buying the rumor right about now, guess what happens when the news part breaks. 😉
No-Insurance100 on
People pumping for big news at 8am when the presser is going to be some variant of “we are winning the war, just 1 to 2 more weeks” while showing a call of duty highlight reel
BrainMale on
Mango named his Alexa Iran and has been having negotiations with his AI assistant
2AMTrader on
Hes just asking Europe for help, But in his not asking trump way.
WSB-mods-are- on
How are you guys coping with keeping crude oil out of your diet? My apple kale refinery morning smoothie is just all fruity now 🤮
twistnblaze on
650 pump pls so i can load more put
moosewithamuffin on
How much Adderall do you think they give the President every day?
borkdpasito on
Why the fuck would Taco be bullish? The Iranians will then run the gulf? Do we really think they are going to let energy prices go back to normal lol
CUbuffGuy on
Most obvious fake pump of the year; and we’ve had a lot
Historical_Bother274 on
The latest Truths are insane
Time_Molasses_1581 on
Iran sniffle has been sniffle decimated sniffle – 🥭 at 8am
iYoloNDX0DTEs on
You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get the oil.
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Those talks with the *new iran leaders* must be going swimmingly.
So he’s now blaming other people for the bed he shat
Letss gooo 3% by open so I have an easy playy…
So is the war over again?
Today:
Epic bear trap followed by an epic bull trap
So we’re pumping because straights closed?
BREAKING: The US Department of War announces it will be holding a press conference at 8 AM ET on Tuesday.
Source: The Kobeissi Letter
I wonder if we’ll come back to the war once 🥭 sees that this didn’t fix the markets
$TE fucked me up good
I assume this pump is due to large volume representative of normal investor and institution buyers
They’re gonna pump today because everyone is short
Time to invade Canada!
If we give the Iranian guy Hormuz he’ll tell us what the market is going to do today
France being the only country that actually helped defend USA bases makes this 10 times better.
🥭’s tone has shifted toward a cut and run strategy.
We’ll see what happens. I’m only 30% cash right now. Think I’ll stay put.
the way the market is acting one would think the US capitulated unconditionally.
yet the press conference hasn’t started yet and there hasn’t been any confirmation by iran of the US-Iran war ending, so I cannot confirm if the rumours of war end are true.
Only the best presidents give up on a war they started after 3 weeks!
The war is over but so is the oil. Algos: up we go. Who writes these things?
Price targets on falling stocks are the funniest scam ever. When MU was in the 400s, Citi’s price target was 510. Now that it’s dumped 100 dollars, Citi’s like “oh wait, actually, our new price target is 425”.
Fuck out of here. They should be forced to have like a scarlet letter sign saying “I’m retarded and my price targets are retarded” when their predictions go the exact opposite direction
Exact same hour as yesterday, we peak here, all trading hour will be dump.
Premarket pump on the last day of the quarter? Yup, today is ending blood red.
JPM protecting their collar! 6475 lfg
What’s the high today before we tumble again?
What did he do now
Feels like someone is buying the rumor right about now, guess what happens when the news part breaks. 😉
People pumping for big news at 8am when the presser is going to be some variant of “we are winning the war, just 1 to 2 more weeks” while showing a call of duty highlight reel
Mango named his Alexa Iran and has been having negotiations with his AI assistant
Hes just asking Europe for help, But in his not asking trump way.
How are you guys coping with keeping crude oil out of your diet? My apple kale refinery morning smoothie is just all fruity now 🤮
650 pump pls so i can load more put
How much Adderall do you think they give the President every day?
Why the fuck would Taco be bullish? The Iranians will then run the gulf? Do we really think they are going to let energy prices go back to normal lol
Most obvious fake pump of the year; and we’ve had a lot
The latest Truths are insane
Iran sniffle has been sniffle decimated sniffle – 🥭 at 8am
You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get the oil.
Pamp it.
Now ban oil exports and bring down gas prices
war is joever everybody (13th time’s the charm)
OIL NOT EVEN REACTING ANYMORE