With have something in common with trump : we don’t have a fcking clue how to tread this timeline
lostredditorlurking on
Say goodbye to the Petrodollar, and hello to the new Petroyuan status.
Why would any nation (beside the US) dumb enough to attack Iran if they allow safe passage for paying a $2 million toll per ship and using yuan?
DDPStellar on
Just give it up already dude, you lost.
Soundo0owave on
Probably the worst time in history to have it oh shit moment when texting, jeez how fucked are we asking a friend
Jolly_Ad2446 on
BREAKING NEWS: THEY TOLD IS NOT TO DO THIS. WE OWN IT.
Hyperion141 on
Nobody’s coming, you lost, orange man child
AvonFartsdale_ on
Starting a war that as collateral fucks all your friends over then saying it’s up to the friends to fix it we out yo
Just another “Biden shit my pants” moment in American history
flaginorout on
After a month of jerking the markets around, the jig is up. He knows that no one believes him anymore.
Might as well just tell the truth at this point.
Appropriate-Claim385 on
Playing 4d chess involves a lot of lying and pleading.
oneokyk on
This is the ranting and raving of a lunatic
anormalname63 on
Whelp it took one pedophile president and 77 million idiots but it’s finally happening, the dollar is going to lose it’s status as the reserve currency. The US is never going to recover from this cult and frankly we deserve it for letting it happen.
WillDill94 on
We don’t send multiple MEU elements into an area only to pull them out a day after they get there
jboggin on
I can’t get over how absolutely delusional it is to start a war for no reason that every other President has known was a terrible idea, face the exact consequence everyone knew would happen (Iran closes the strait), and then whine that other countries aren’t coming to help clean up the mess Trump made. No one besides Israel–and maybe Saudi Arabia–was asking him to start this dumb war. And yet he acts like he’s doing the rest of the world a favor, and they owe him one. It’s absolutely nuts.
anotherdeadhero on
Let America hang itself. We deserve all the pain for what we are doing to other nations.
Scary-Membership-978 on
Must be some sort of three-dimensional chess move.
“I shit my pants now someone please come clean it up!”
TouristResident1976 on
So the admin circulated the idea of just leaving. Huge backlash. So, now its just handing it off to our allies?
Generic_Lux on
Ever get the feeling a nuclear power is being run by a Human Magic Eight Ball?
nonikhannna on
Does he also ask other people to wipe his ass for him?
FrothyIPA on
My god man, could you just pick a lane and drive in it for at least a day.
oldbutfeisty on
Who are these “allies” he speaks of. All I hear is that the US doesn’t need anybody. Clean up your own mess.
Overall_Issue_2482 on
why should allies get involved in iran war started by toddler trump. allies just need to pay the toll in yuan approved by iran and get oil. and dont forget to say thank you to russia asset gop maga toddler trump
Efficient_Resist_287 on
Italy said no, France said non, Germany said nein, UK politely said no….Japan said they’ll think about it, South korea is MIA, Australia said no thank mate, NZ is MIA….
Trump has no allied, and they will make their own gas deal once this is settled.
WashU_labrat on
Today’s ramblings of an old and senile man. I was previously unaware of this new definition of the word “News”.
sndrtj on
Why should we fix sth he caused?
PossibilityFew5967 on
So we leaving
Flowa-Powa on
“We fucked up the entire Middle East and have lost all of our military influence in the region. Now someone else has to clean up the mess -byeee”
EcoNorfolk on
When America crashes I only hope the UK and EU has been smart and quick enough to isolate itself to the extent possible in a global economy. That has to be the priority.
TorontoTom2008 on
No one is talking about the files anymore or the invasion of Lebanon so it’s a win-win for both administrations.
Expensive_Lettuce239 on
What allies? All his ex-allies are laughing in his face
rastarootje on
you gonna lose a lot of money because of plain stupidity!
ItsTheExtreme on
Trump botched this so badly. All kinds of prices will remain higher because of this. Did he figure we weren’t getting fucked enough by his tariffs and atrocious big beautiful bill making all our healthcare premiums sky rocket.
The only possible way he could win the midterms is by cheating. That in which he’s actively trying to do.
More-Jellyfish-60 on
The Allies will fold and do as Trump says.
HistorianOrdinary833 on
Its like a child making a giant unpassable mess in your street and telling the entire neighborhood to clean it up if you want to use the street. Except that there’s mines and drones that may blow you up if you try to clean up the street.
toolate83 on
Trump did say pretty please though
Choice-Antelope-8481 on
Doing this will destroy the petrodollar. Period. We hold the reserve currency because we secure international waterways with our Navy. If we refuse to do that… The dollar is toast.
Niner_oscar_7 on
The same allies that he’s targeting with tarrifs and insulting?
The same allies he didn’t plan with before the assault?
Against the same Iran he’s said they’ve already defeated?
And this is all about the same weapon development that he “completely obliterated” with bunker busters months ago?
throwawayforme1877 on
They don’t have to do shit. You made your bed.
RobotSchlong10 on
No.
– Sincerely, Canada.
No-Present8883 on
So fucking stupid
G14F1L0L1Y401D0MTR4P on
I’m glad Europe is saying no. Trump is making the EU get its shit together faster than we could have hoped for
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With have something in common with trump : we don’t have a fcking clue how to tread this timeline
Say goodbye to the Petrodollar, and hello to the new Petroyuan status.
Why would any nation (beside the US) dumb enough to attack Iran if they allow safe passage for paying a $2 million toll per ship and using yuan?
Just give it up already dude, you lost.
Probably the worst time in history to have it oh shit moment when texting, jeez how fucked are we asking a friend
BREAKING NEWS: THEY TOLD IS NOT TO DO THIS. WE OWN IT.
Nobody’s coming, you lost, orange man child
Starting a war that as collateral fucks all your friends over then saying it’s up to the friends to fix it we out yo
Just another “Biden shit my pants” moment in American history
After a month of jerking the markets around, the jig is up. He knows that no one believes him anymore.
Might as well just tell the truth at this point.
Playing 4d chess involves a lot of lying and pleading.
This is the ranting and raving of a lunatic
Whelp it took one pedophile president and 77 million idiots but it’s finally happening, the dollar is going to lose it’s status as the reserve currency. The US is never going to recover from this cult and frankly we deserve it for letting it happen.
We don’t send multiple MEU elements into an area only to pull them out a day after they get there
I can’t get over how absolutely delusional it is to start a war for no reason that every other President has known was a terrible idea, face the exact consequence everyone knew would happen (Iran closes the strait), and then whine that other countries aren’t coming to help clean up the mess Trump made. No one besides Israel–and maybe Saudi Arabia–was asking him to start this dumb war. And yet he acts like he’s doing the rest of the world a favor, and they owe him one. It’s absolutely nuts.
Let America hang itself. We deserve all the pain for what we are doing to other nations.
Must be some sort of three-dimensional chess move.
The simpsons were right as ever
[https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bdf71a69-022b-45b7-bb7a-ab540e61844a](https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bdf71a69-022b-45b7-bb7a-ab540e61844a)
“I shit my pants now someone please come clean it up!”
So the admin circulated the idea of just leaving. Huge backlash. So, now its just handing it off to our allies?
Ever get the feeling a nuclear power is being run by a Human Magic Eight Ball?
Does he also ask other people to wipe his ass for him?
My god man, could you just pick a lane and drive in it for at least a day.
Who are these “allies” he speaks of. All I hear is that the US doesn’t need anybody. Clean up your own mess.
why should allies get involved in iran war started by toddler trump. allies just need to pay the toll in yuan approved by iran and get oil. and dont forget to say thank you to russia asset gop maga toddler trump
Italy said no, France said non, Germany said nein, UK politely said no….Japan said they’ll think about it, South korea is MIA, Australia said no thank mate, NZ is MIA….
Trump has no allied, and they will make their own gas deal once this is settled.
Today’s ramblings of an old and senile man. I was previously unaware of this new definition of the word “News”.
Why should we fix sth he caused?
So we leaving
“We fucked up the entire Middle East and have lost all of our military influence in the region. Now someone else has to clean up the mess -byeee”
When America crashes I only hope the UK and EU has been smart and quick enough to isolate itself to the extent possible in a global economy. That has to be the priority.
No one is talking about the files anymore or the invasion of Lebanon so it’s a win-win for both administrations.
What allies? All his ex-allies are laughing in his face
you gonna lose a lot of money because of plain stupidity!
Trump botched this so badly. All kinds of prices will remain higher because of this. Did he figure we weren’t getting fucked enough by his tariffs and atrocious big beautiful bill making all our healthcare premiums sky rocket.
The only possible way he could win the midterms is by cheating. That in which he’s actively trying to do.
The Allies will fold and do as Trump says.
Its like a child making a giant unpassable mess in your street and telling the entire neighborhood to clean it up if you want to use the street. Except that there’s mines and drones that may blow you up if you try to clean up the street.
Trump did say pretty please though
Doing this will destroy the petrodollar. Period. We hold the reserve currency because we secure international waterways with our Navy. If we refuse to do that… The dollar is toast.
The same allies that he’s targeting with tarrifs and insulting?
The same allies he didn’t plan with before the assault?
Against the same Iran he’s said they’ve already defeated?
And this is all about the same weapon development that he “completely obliterated” with bunker busters months ago?
They don’t have to do shit. You made your bed.
No.
– Sincerely, Canada.
So fucking stupid
I’m glad Europe is saying no. Trump is making the EU get its shit together faster than we could have hoped for